Am I suggesting every "conservative"-identifying person in Canada is an actual Fifth Columnist who will readily bow to their American masters and sell the lot of you out for meat and slave labor? Yup!
But, if I may nuance this a bit, I am suggesting this because they ARE that and that is exactly what they will do. Because they are fucking awful, shitty people who share ideologies with the shittiest, dumbest fucking Americans you can imagine in the darkest deepest nadir of caricature. I have to live with those awful dogshit American people and I cringe at it every day because it is literally destroying the republic I live in. You don't. So don't.