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   Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:42:22 JST Frank

   There's a lotta fuckin nerds on the timeline tonight.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:42:22 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     If you wanna see my butthole, you can just ask. 🙄
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:44:07 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Light my dick on fire and puff Puff, nigger.
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     Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:44:08 JST Frank

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     I just assumed this is normal bong behavior

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:46:49 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     We're both dead inside?
     The MILF Messiah repeated this.
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     Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:46:50 JST Frank

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??

     You and this monster have something in common.

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:55:37 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Tyler
     It fits.
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:55:38 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • Tyler
     @Frank @Humpleupagus @tyler Uno reverse
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:55:39 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • Tyler
     @tyler @Frank @Humpleupagus Orly
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     Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:55:39 JST Frank

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Tyler

     Holup. I wanna see where this goes.

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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:55:40 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • Tyler
     @tyler @Frank @Humpleupagus Nice.
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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:55:40 JST Tyler

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     POV: You're about to be SuperRaped ™️ by bugs
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:55:41 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     @Humpleupagus @Frank Nice.
     The MILF Messiah likes this.
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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:55:41 JST Tyler

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     nice
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:56:26 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Mr. Bacon
     • Tyler
     Push harder.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 15:56:27 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Tyler
     😏 it doesn't fit
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:01:38 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     @Frank Get em frank
     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this.
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     Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:44 JST Frank

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Tyler

     He said Minnesota and I puked in my mouth a touch.

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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:44 JST Tyler

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     okay this is one of my very favorites
     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this.
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     Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:45 JST Frank

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Tyler

     I can't understand him thru that accent

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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:45 JST Tyler

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     related but irrelevant help video
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:46 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • Tyler
     @tyler @Frank @Humpleupagus Suck my pleromated balls
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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:46 JST Tyler

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     me when i fuck up the pleromussy
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     Tyler (tyler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:47 JST Tyler

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     -- do rum indexing live with minimial degredation of performance for users. DO $$ DECLARE sleep_time FLOAT := 0.01; -- minimum value, ~100 records updated a second. processed_count integer := 0; total_count integer; current_record RECORD; new_time timestamp; BEGIN SELECT COUNT(*) INTO total_count FROM objects WHERE updated_at < NOW(); RAISE NOTICE 'Total rows to trigger RUM indexing on: %', total_count; RAISE NOTICE 'Estimated time to completion: % minutes', sleep_time * total_count * 1.2/60; FOR current_record IN SELECT id, updated_at FROM objects LOOP UPDATE objects SET updated_at = NOW() WHERE id = current_record.id; -- await trigger completion and release some computation time for live usage processed_count = processed_count + 1; IF processed_count % 500 = 0 THEN COMMIT; RAISE NOTICE 'Processed % rows', processed_count; END IF; PERFORM pg_sleep(sleep_time); END LOOP; RAISE NOTICE 'RUM Indexing complete'; END $$;
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:08:01 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     I'm just going to ignore the St. Andrew's Cross. 👀
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     Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:08:02 JST Frank

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler

     I don't know but id still collect her bones.

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     Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:08:03 JST Frank

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler

     Hmmm. Nope. I still don't understood

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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:08:03 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Tyler
     Same.
     
     Listened to it again... I think she said water shoes instead of honor shoots maybe?
     
     Is she wearing galoshes?
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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:08:04 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Tyler
     I am not fluent in bong but I think they said "I am not going to lie to you, I create every single one of my honor shoots"
     
     What the fuck
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:13:03 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     @Frank @Humpleupagus @Deplorable_Degenerate @tyler omw to give her more issues
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:13:03 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     Bitch isn't even freezer worthy. 😤
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     Frank (frank@decayable.ink)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:13:04 JST Frank

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler

     I think she said she creates her own issues.

     Now get on the cross.

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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:18:41 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Tyler
     Just leave? Not even going to set the place on fire on the way out? Psh. Softie.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:18:41 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     She's one of those women who are all into BDSM until you shit in her mouth and beat the fuck out of her. SMFH.
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:18:42 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     @Humpleupagus @Frank @Deplorable_Degenerate @tyler I was just gonna handcuff her to the stripper pole and leave
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     The MILF Messiah (lunarised@whinge.town)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:19:52 JST The MILF Messiah

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     @ForbiddenDreamer @Frank @Humpleupagus obscenely good shitpost
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:21:45 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     Me and the boys showing up at her house.
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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:21:46 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Tyler
     Women are always like "I am kinky tee hee" and "I don't need a safe word" then you stick the branding iron up their pussy and suddenly it is all "I don't consent! I promise not to call the police just let me go!" that last bit is a lie by the way. 😤
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     HarryNuggets (harrynuggets@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:22:25 JST HarryNuggets

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     @Humpleupagus @Deplorable_Degenerate @Frank @tyler @ForbiddenDreamer Bitch sounds like a larper
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:22:25 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • HarryNuggets
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     We can change that. 😤
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     HarryNuggets (harrynuggets@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:23:30 JST HarryNuggets

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     @Humpleupagus @Deplorable_Degenerate @Frank @tyler @ForbiddenDreamer Which one is you
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:23:30 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • HarryNuggets
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     Not the fat one. He keeps eating them. 😒
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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 17:01:31 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • HarryNuggets
     • ApocalyptoLatte1488
     • Tyler
     Mexicans do cook everything in lard.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 17:01:31 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • HarryNuggets
     • ApocalyptoLatte1488
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     I'm eating Italian today.
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     ApocalyptoLatte1488 (apocalyptolatte1488@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 17:01:32 JST ApocalyptoLatte1488

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • HarryNuggets
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     I thought you eat the fat?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 17:04:14 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • The Forbidden Dreamer
     • HarryNuggets
     • ApocalyptoLatte1488
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     Aerith is more my type. Dead. 😏
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 17:04:15 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • HarryNuggets
     • ApocalyptoLatte1488
     • Deplorable Degenerate
     • Tyler
     @Humpleupagus @Deplorable_Degenerate @Frank @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @tyler @HarryNuggets Me too.