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   Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 14:58:40 JST Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧
   Because fuck the ACM's attempt to police computer science language with political correctness
   
   old: abort, terminate child process:
   suggested: babyprocessmurder , genocide baby process, meatgrinder child process, "suddenly" child process
   
   old: average user
   suggested: average idiot, median fucktard who uses the system, mean luser
   
   old: backlog grooming*
   suggested: backlog twerking, backlog gooning, back ass lubing
   
   old: binary classification
   suggested: data gendering, tearing the data's asshole open with a conceptual classification knife, binary set rape
   
   old: black/white box
   suggested: evil/good box, cockblocked/transparent box
   
   old: blackhat/whitehat
   suggested: MAGA hat/pussy hat , Viking Helmet / pussy hat , pirate hat :PirateTurtle: / furry ears
   
   old: blacklist/whitelist
   new: makes-dick-hard-list / does-not-make-dick-hard-list, would-list / wouldn't-list
   
   old: black market
   new: weimarket, korean dog market, libyan slave market, alibaba
   
   old: byzantine
   new: european union
   
   old: crippleware
   new: retardware, shortbusware, bucketheadware
   
   old: daughter board
   new: cunnyboard, incestboard, daddy's-little-slave board
   
   old: dummy head
   new: sloppy head, deaf head, deaf and dumb head
   
   old : fat/thin bandwidth and fat/thin pipe
   new: THICC bandwidth PHAT pipe, tubby/anorexic pipe, black anaconda/asian pencil pipe
   
   old: female/male connectors
   new: cunt-like / penis-like connectors (actually i use this sort of thing)
   
   old: gender bender
   new: trooner (obviously)
   
   old: gendered pronouns (she/her/hers and he/him/his)
   new: not just use gendered pronouns but also gender everything, like they do in spanish and french.
   
   old: master/slave
   new: rapist/slave , property owner/woman,
   
   old: orphaned object
   new: godless object, homeless piece of shit object
   
   old: quantum supremacy
   new: Quantum Reich
   
   old: sanity check / sanity test
   new: insanity test / zalgo test / does-it-fucking-work test / nigger check / fuckedp
   
   *i've never encountered this one
   
   ( open for suggestions )
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     Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 15:02:59 JST Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧

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     Protoss (cyrillic@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jan-2025 04:07:24 JST Protoss

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     @jeffcliff
     old:crippleware
     new:mongoloidware
     
     old:blacklist/whitelist
     new:niggerlist/whitelist
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     Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jan-2025 04:07:59 JST Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧

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     • Protoss
     @Cyrillic yeah actually 'nigger' is pretty versatile and could be used for most of these
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     whoopsie (whoopsie@social.vivaldi.net)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jan-2025 04:08:07 JST whoopsie

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     @jeffcliff About backlog grooming, backlogs are a key piece of ridicule due to bad organization anyway. If you introduce weird names, it will get lost in the general banter.

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     whoopsie (whoopsie@social.vivaldi.net)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jan-2025 04:08:25 JST whoopsie

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     @jeffcliff And a thought:

     If someone complains about the word "slave" in a software context, does that indicate that they antropomorphise software? Or would a much blander explanation be a better fit?

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     Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧 (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jan-2025 04:09:24 JST Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧

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     • whoopsie
     @whoopsie Definitely.
     
     In the canadian context it's *purely* about american imperialism controlling our language. The hangups about slavery are virtually all imported.