Because fuck the ACM's attempt to police computer science language with political correctness

old: abort, terminate child process:
suggested: babyprocessmurder , genocide baby process, meatgrinder child process, "suddenly" child process

old: average user
suggested: average idiot, median fucktard who uses the system, mean luser

old: backlog grooming*
suggested: backlog twerking, backlog gooning, back ass lubing

old: binary classification
suggested: data gendering, tearing the data's asshole open with a conceptual classification knife, binary set rape

old: black/white box
suggested: evil/good box, cockblocked/transparent box

old: blackhat/whitehat
suggested: MAGA hat/pussy hat , Viking Helmet / pussy hat , pirate hat :PirateTurtle: / furry ears

old: blacklist/whitelist
new: makes-dick-hard-list / does-not-make-dick-hard-list, would-list / wouldn't-list

old: black market
new: weimarket, korean dog market, libyan slave market, alibaba

old: byzantine
new: european union

old: crippleware
new: retardware, shortbusware, bucketheadware

old: daughter board
new: cunnyboard, incestboard, daddy's-little-slave board

old: dummy head
new: sloppy head, deaf head, deaf and dumb head

old : fat/thin bandwidth and fat/thin pipe
new: THICC bandwidth PHAT pipe, tubby/anorexic pipe, black anaconda/asian pencil pipe

old: female/male connectors
new: cunt-like / penis-like connectors (actually i use this sort of thing)

old: gender bender
new: trooner (obviously)

old: gendered pronouns (she/her/hers and he/him/his)
new: not just use gendered pronouns but also gender everything, like they do in spanish and french.

old: master/slave
new: rapist/slave , property owner/woman,

old: orphaned object
new: godless object, homeless piece of shit object

old: quantum supremacy
new: Quantum Reich

old: sanity check / sanity test
new: insanity test / zalgo test / does-it-fucking-work test / nigger check / fuckedp

*i've never encountered this one

( open for suggestions )