I need a shower. I'd feel better after one.
I don't want water on me.
I want coffee.
Coffee would be more enjoyable while clean.
I really want to invent some way to bathe without being covered in or submursed in liquid.
Thankfully for those around me, my germphobic need for bathing will over power my hatred of having water on me.
It always does. But that doesn't mean I'm not going to bitch and be disregulated.