Received a letter from the German government to inform me that I now have commited "verkehrssicherheitsbeeinträchtigende ordnungswidrigkeit". And that I now have 1 point in my "fahreignungsregister".
Also the letter includes a goofy photo of my face.
And because I'm Dutch it also includes a Dutch translation, but it's like uncomfortably formal (like a German would). Like this is 10 times more formal than how the Dutch government writes letters and it's super uncanny to read as a Dutch person.
This country isn't real 🇩🇪
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 20:51:11 JST SuperDicq -
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翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 20:55:29 JST 翠星石 @SuperDicq >fahrei
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:02:28 JST SuperDicq Dutch traffic violation:Overschijding van maximum snelheid binnen de bebouwde kom (feitcode VA005). Door u te betalen: 84 euro
German traffic violation (in Dutch):Geachte heer Achternaam,
Aan u wordt ten laste gelegd om als bestuurder van het voertuig de volgende verkeersovertreding volgens artikel 24 van de Duitse Wegenverkeerswet (StVG) te hebben gepleegd: -
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翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:07:22 JST 翠星石 @SuperDicq 300 in the school limit zone again? -
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:08:34 JST SuperDicq @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com No, it was only 70 kmh in a school zone this time.
And this was at 3 am so does that still even count as a "school zone", come on bro翠星石 likes this. -
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翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:10:28 JST 翠星石 @SuperDicq In most countries the school zone limits only applies during school hours, but I guess Germany is different. -
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:13:44 JST SuperDicq @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com The Netherlands doesn't even have school zones defined in traffic law.
We just implement actual working traffic calming measures around schools so we don't have to implement different set of traffic laws for schools.翠星石 likes this. -
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翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:16:47 JST 翠星石 @SuperDicq I see "traffic calming measures" as a challenge to see if I can get through them dead on the speed limit tbh. -
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:18:28 JST SuperDicq @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com Still slows you down and makes you pay more attention tho. So it works.
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翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:20:08 JST 翠星石 @SuperDicq I tend to always pay attention as other drivers and proprietary roads always are trying to wipe me out. -
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:21:10 JST SuperDicq @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com Noo heckerino!! this proprietary road design is trying to wipe out my GNU/Car!
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:24:22 JST SuperDicq @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com I gotta say there are cities here that want to make their city centers for electric cars only.
This unfortunately means that people who drive older cars without any shitty software are not allowed to drive in those cities anymore, just cars that come fully loaded with proprietary crap. -
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:25:45 JST SuperDicq @zentinel17@masto.ai @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com No, in the Netherlands we have a weird rule where you can not lose your license from a speed camera ticket. It can only be taken from you if you actually get pulled over by a cop car.
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Zenny (zentinel17@masto.ai)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:25:46 JST Zenny @SuperDicq
Lucky it was in Germany. Back home they might have gone after your license for that speed.
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翠星石 (suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:26:27 JST 翠星石 @SuperDicq They'll come to take most freedom-respecting cars eventually with a few exceptions for rich people. -
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:28:17 JST SuperDicq @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com I don't live in the city so I'm not actually concerned that older vehicles will actually get banned where I live any time soon.
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:30:03 JST SuperDicq @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com And otherwise I'll just build my own electric GNU/car. Should be a fun project.
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:33:05 JST SuperDicq @zentinel17@masto.ai @Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com Ok that's true but this was 50km/h school zone in Germany.
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Zenny (zentinel17@masto.ai)'s status on Sunday, 22-Dec-2024 21:33:06 JST Zenny @SuperDicq
It's still twice the speed limit assuming school zone would workout to a 30km/h zone here. The public prosecutor could still ask for a suspension at trail.
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SuperDicq (superdicq@minidisc.tokyo)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 21:06:30 JST SuperDicq @besserwisser@shitposter.world People who think they are important (but really aren't) like business executives, banks, lawyers.
The Dutch government has policies in place that make it so all communication should be as simple and clear as possible so the average citizen can read it and know what is expected of them. -
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ベッサーヴィッサー :verify: :verified: :verified_flashing: (besserwisser@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 21:06:31 JST ベッサーヴィッサー :verify: :verified: :verified_flashing: @SuperDicq If the government doesn't use formal language, who does?
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