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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 19:49:47 JST Fesshole 🧻

   It wasn't until I gave birth to my third child that my husband learned women don't urinate from their vagina. That was 15 years ago and I'm still embarrassed by his ignorance.

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     13 barn owls in a trenchcoat (hauntedowlbear@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 19:49:46 JST 13 barn owls in a trenchcoat

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     @pgcd @fesshole no no no no no no no no no no no

     This is absolute nightmare fuel, what the fuck, HOW

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     pgcd (pgcd@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 19:49:47 JST pgcd

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     @fesshole Every year or so I'm reminded of a friend working as a doctor, who told me he once received a patient and her husband who both lamented infertility and extreme pain during sex, while the woman also lamented urinary incontinence.

     The visit showed that the husband penetrated her in the urethra, rather than the vagina.

     I can't even start to imagine HOW that happened the first time, nor the absolute, inconceivable pain.

     That was Italy in the '90s, btw. Talk about sex ed failures.

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     13 barn owls in a trenchcoat (hauntedowlbear@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 19:50:57 JST 13 barn owls in a trenchcoat

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     @pgcd @fesshole thanks, I hate it

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     pgcd (pgcd@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 19:50:58 JST pgcd

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     @HauntedOwlbear @fesshole and now, you too will be forced to be reminded of this every once in a while.
     It's like The Ring, except the curse stays with you anyway.

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     13 barn owls in a trenchcoat (hauntedowlbear@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 20:03:42 JST 13 barn owls in a trenchcoat

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     @pgcd @fesshole well, at least this cursed knowledge got us talking. Our interests seem a fair match!

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     pgcd (pgcd@mastodon.online)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Dec-2024 20:03:43 JST pgcd

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     @HauntedOwlbear @fesshole I'm sorry, especially because Ultima.