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Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. (doctorsex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 02:32:10 JST Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq. Want a break from the ads? Fuck you. Kill yourself - BowserNoodle ☦️ repeated this.
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Paultron-3030 (paultron@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 02:32:09 JST Paultron-3030 @doctorsex selling adspace on the inside of coffin lids lets see this captive audience get away -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 02:33:16 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @Paultron @doctorsex Shoot man, I sort of wonder why nobody has tapped that market yet. Imagine every headstone is an ad for some bullshit product or website. I hate the antichrist. -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 02:34:18 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @Paultron @doctorsex Why stop at headstones? The coffin itself can be covered in logos like NASCAR. It could help offset funeral costs. :eyeroll: -
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BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 02:38:45 JST BowserNoodle ☦️ @Turdicus @Paultron @doctorsex Just set it as a subscription model. Maintenance is sponsored by some company. They can sponsor one at a time or to into a generic pool. The headstone has an integrated OLED that can constantly change as new advertisers join the pool. You can leave virtual flowers by sending crypto tokens ($ReaperCash) to the QR code on the gravestone. When you visit a grave to pay respects, motion sensors will start to play an ad like when you're pumping gas. Think of all of this untapped revenue! -
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Turdicus (turdicus@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 02:38:46 JST Turdicus @BowsacNoodle @Paultron @doctorsex I’m starting a headstone and cemetery plot subscription service. if you stop using the service I dig up your loved one and pulverize them into dog food and rerent out the plot to the next customer. the headstone is an additional fee or else it’s an unmarked grave