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   Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr (rickitarr@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 05:01:36 JST Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr

   House Hunters: So, what are you looking for?

   Clients: Just a small simple cabin, something cozy.

   The small simple cozy cabin they choose:

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     Rocketman (slothrop@chaos.social)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 05:01:34 JST Rocketman

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     • Parade du Grotesque 💀

     @ParadeGrotesque @RickiTarr Yes, but it needs a few legs of jamon serrano hanging from the ceiling.

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     Parade du Grotesque 💀 (paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 05:01:35 JST Parade du Grotesque 💀

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     @RickiTarr

     I bet that cozy little cabin also has a heated pool, a jacuzzi and a 12 person sauna somewhere in the basement...

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     Parade du Grotesque 💀 (paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 05:19:59 JST Parade du Grotesque 💀

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     @slothrop

     Nah, the Jamon Serrano is for the open floor plan kitchen, complete with granite countertops and wood fueled AGA stove.

     With le Creuset cast iron pans and a couple of copper ones.

     You can watch the chef prepare dinner if you want. Or take a dip in the jacuzzi while he works, it's up to you.

     @RickiTarr

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     HarryKrischner (anduril@chaos.social)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 08:29:41 JST HarryKrischner

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     • Parade du Grotesque 💀

     @slothrop
     every horror movie ends in such a cabin
     @ParadeGrotesque @RickiTarr