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   Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 03:50:37 JST Low Quality Facts

   Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Santa Avocado Sqishmallow. This is quite the dilemma. I want to order one now before they sell out, but there's no chance an avocado will stay ripe until Christmas.
   https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08WVP9DFY?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3KVNLF0Z37RCM&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3KVNLF0Z37RCM_1731770036039

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     Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 04:09:53 JST Low Quality Facts

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     • Crowjane

     @Crowjane Unfortunately it only comes with a bread Squishmallow, you have to toast it yourself.

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     Crowjane (crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 04:09:54 JST Crowjane

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     @lowqualityfacts
     Does it come with a toast squishmallow?

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     Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 04:22:18 JST Low Quality Facts

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     Bad news: the avocado was no longer ripe after the 20 seconds it took me to write the original post.

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     Low Quality Facts (lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 05:06:25 JST Low Quality Facts

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     • UkeBLCatboy

     @UkeBLCatboy I would simply remove your refrigerator to make space for the squishy avocado.

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     UkeBLCatboy (ukeblcatboy@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2024 05:06:26 JST UkeBLCatboy

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     @lowqualityfacts I want one but have no space :(