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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:36:55 JST Maija you know my cooking is good when i feel extraordinarily unwell and get hot and a massive headache after eating just a bit of it
btw, thanks for the recipe again @snacks :)- snacks likes this.
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:37:00 JST snacks @maija how tf -
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meeper@mai.waifuism.life's status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:37:13 JST meeper @maija@netzsphaere.xyz @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
your body is too weak to handle maijacookingsnacks likes this. -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:37:30 JST snacks @maija sorry ig... -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:43:33 JST snacks @maija i usually dont get headaches and shit from any of these ingredients -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:43:34 JST Maija @snacks you gave me no proportions, you just told me to fry some shit, you get exactly what you expect for famous fuckup maija -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:47:44 JST snacks @maija oh, did you use all the bacon, how big was that package? -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:47:45 JST Maija @snacks its so fucking greasy.... snacks likes this. -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:50:59 JST snacks @maija ig that was a lot lmao -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:51:01 JST Maija @snacks uhhhh 200 grams snacks likes this.meso repeated this. -
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:blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:52:55 JST :blobcatflower: @maija @snacks are you drunk or just retarded? snacks likes this. -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:55:19 JST snacks @maija you made sauce for like a week -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:55:20 JST Maija @snacks you didnt tell me what proportions to use
i also used like half the cheese the one egg like the entire container of creeam uhhh 4 cloves of garlic idk how much garlic people use ever and ummm i think i burnt it too somehow, its very not saucelike and i have to inentionally scoope it up alongside the pasta cuz it wont stick to that, almost has like a sandy texture if i can call it thatsnacks likes this. -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:56:39 JST Maija @snacks the only sauce i know how to make is mixing a buljon cube with water and corn starch snacks likes this. -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:57:17 JST snacks @maija sorry, thought you cook way more than me -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:57:36 JST Maija @snacks oh wait unless you mean quantity in whivh case no i didnt i finished it alreafy in two small bowls of pasta snacks likes this. -
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:blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:57:57 JST :blobcatflower: @maija @snacks and i mean okay, you probably have eaten food before right? so understanding that 200g of bacon is a lot isn't that difficult even if you never saw stove up close snacks likes this. -
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:blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:57:58 JST :blobcatflower: @maija @snacks did you NEVER cook in your life before??? -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:57:59 JST Maija @lucy @snacks wdym? he never gave me any proportions he just told me to fry the ingredients together? how am i the one who fucked up here? -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:58:11 JST snacks @maija holy shit -
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 05:59:02 JST meso @lucy @maija @snacks 200g of bacon is like... yea -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:00:22 JST snacks @maija @lucy yeah, thats where the greasyness is from -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:00:23 JST Maija @lucy @snacks it also shrunk a lot too snacks likes this. -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:00:25 JST Maija @lucy @snacks it was only covering my small pan though it didnt look like a lot? also i dont eat bacon idk how much is a lot or anything -
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:00:34 JST meso @lucy @maija @snacks 4 cloves of garlic is decent -
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:00:43 JST meso @snacks @lucy @maija yea the grease melts -
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Bankizo (bankizo@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:01:45 JST Bankizo @meso @lucy @maija @snacks bacon lard :froth: snacks likes this. -
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:blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:02:30 JST :blobcatflower: @maija @snacks okay snacks maybe give her very strict measures next time you give her a recipe snacks likes this. -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:02:31 JST Maija @lucy @snacks i havent made carbonara sauce before if thats what you're asking -
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:03:15 JST meso @lucy @maija @snacks lucy i am THE garlic consumer there is no such thing as too much garlic specifically if you cook it snacks likes this. -
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:blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:03:16 JST :blobcatflower: @meso @maija @snacks too much for carbonara for one person tho -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:03:30 JST snacks @lucy @paula @maija @meso bacon grease is the good stuff pigs can give -
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:blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:03:31 JST :blobcatflower: @paula @meso @maija @snacks i don't like meat especially bacon, pork tastes ew and the grease is the worst part of it ime -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:03:37 JST Maija @snacks @lucy i didnt know bacon was that greasy of a meat, i assumed it was the oil, but its way greasier than that snacks likes this. -
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:03:47 JST meso @snacks @lucy @maija @paula lard donuts are great -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:04:16 JST snacks @meso @lucy @maija @paula in germany you can buy spiced grease to put on bread meso likes this. -
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:07:00 JST meso @maija @lucy @paula @snacks frying donuts in lard when the lard cools down it creates a film on the donuts because its now solidified (lard is solid at room temp) -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:07:01 JST Maija @meso @lucy @paula @snacks wtf is a lard donut -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:07:09 JST Maija @lucy @meso @snacks i only usually use garlic powder i'm sorry for being so fucking stupid i didnt mean to meso likes this. -
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:07:27 JST meso @snacks @lucy @maija @paula oh yeah. chili oil and stuff is absolutely awesome in everything -
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『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:10:05 JST 『VRISKA』 @lucy @maija @snacks @meso carefully tilt the pan over something to catch the grease in
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:blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:10:06 JST :blobcatflower: @maija @meso @snacks > idk what that means
it means get rid of the grease. as in move it out of the pan. if i wouldn't know how much of a retard you can be I'd think you're trolling rn. -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:10:07 JST Maija @lucy @meso @snacks i already had the rest also idk what that means -
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:blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:10:09 JST :blobcatflower: @maija @meso @snacks you can maybe save it by skimming off some of the grease if you didn't already put in the rest -
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:10:13 JST meso @lucy @maija @snacks youre supposed to pick up the bacon in a way where you get as little of the grease out of the pan cuz like the grease sucks -
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snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:20:43 JST snacks @lucy @maija @meso yeah, the lard dissolves well with the cream usually -
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:blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:20:45 JST :blobcatflower: @maija @meso @snacks hmm yeah it's beyond saving now -
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Maija (maija@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 06:20:46 JST Maija @lucy @meso @snacks its mixed into the sauce though?