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should I go to the pub with the bartender that gave me her number, or go to the restaurant with the waitresses that always give me free beer
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A waitress is generally a better choice than a bartender.
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@Dan_Hulson yeah. maybe. I text a girl I was pretty heavily involved with that I met on twitter to see a movie or summat. she's on here too
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@graf Go on, Brother Graf, lifes for living get you out there you earned it. Love you, mate, will check how the night is going in a bit
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@graf I used to drink when younger in two pubs that my ex worked at she was sound about it and left me alone. You have a point but you don't have to fuck her though. Might meet somebody else while on the piss there
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@Dan_Hulson the second bartender from that place is covered in tattoos like I am, sleeves her legs everywhere and spent all Wednesday night chatting me up asking about my relationship and what happened and poast and other stuff it was weird but would to both. the girls at the restaurant are younger, like early 20s
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@graf The problem is with women in their early 20s they have nothing in common with us and it's often hard work. You should go out, Brother Graf, have a good night chat up some women and get pissed
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@graf Maybe you should go the one with the bird who gave you the number then. It's Friday boozer will be lively and be a good time. Always go to the restaurant on a quieter day, innit
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@Dan_Hulson my concern with that is if I do that and bang or something and something happens down the line then I won't have a cozy pub to go to anymore because it will be awkward. don't shit where you drink kind of thing but I'm thinking about it
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@graf Free beer does taste good, Brother Graf.
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@Dan_Hulson there's two bartenders at the pub I can tell are interested in me and I have a recept with one of their number on my desk but at the restaurant even the manager has given me free beer. it's not a lot, like 2 or 3 "missed" pints on my bill but it happens every time
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That's problem. Why would you ask an Anglo for advice in matters of romance. 🙄
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@Humpleupagus @graf Brother Graf was asking White people (ie me) not a Mexican Elephant.
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@Humpleupagus @Dan_Hulson because we are both short so we see eye to eye. you wouldn't get it
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I'm 5'7" too. 100% Grade A manlet. 😏
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To know what to not do... 🤷♂️
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Real spaniards don't eat beans. In before I'm Whiter than Hulson.
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @Dan_Hulson @Humpleupagus @graf OH SHID til that "Beaners" applies just as well to the Brits as it does to the Mexicans.
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@NoDoxGregBrady @Deplorable_Degenerate @Dan_Hulson @Humpleupagus @graf They ARE like the beaners, except they don't have good tacos. And have bad teef
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@Chzikken_1486 @Deplorable_Degenerate @Dan_Hulson @Humpleupagus @graf Given that a taco is just a sandwich, and they eat beans on toast, it becomes obvious that the Angles and the Aztecs are distant cousins of the same proto-tribe.
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And eat just as many beans
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@Humpleupagus @graf Oi, don't you look down on me I can be just as lazy as any Spic
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You aren't one of those that puts rice in your burrito are you?
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No. Meat and salsa.
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Oh thank God.
And cheese right? Not out of the woods yet!
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I don't eat cheese. I'm prone to high blood pressure. I already eat a ton of beef, because chicken is for niggers, so I have to watch it everywhere else.
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The word of the day is "cheese."
Dat bish, cheese crazy.
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@Dan_Hulson @Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @Chzikken_1486 @NoDoxGregBrady she used to go everywhere barefoot too. she has a wicked temper too i seen her park her pickup get out and get in someones face right in the middle of the street
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@graf @Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @Chzikken_1486 @NoDoxGregBrady Nothing worse than a bird who thinks she hard. I sparked many women outside bars back in the day cuz they thought they could get handsy and I wouldn't do shit
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@Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @Chzikken_1486 @Dan_Hulson @NoDoxGregBrady probably get cheesy garlic bread or summat too. i had an ex once that would sit in my chair at my computer in the nude and play league of legends all day smoking pot and eating grilled cheese despite being extremely lactose intolerant
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@graf @Deplorable_Degenerate @Humpleupagus @Chzikken_1486 @NoDoxGregBrady Brother Graf, you told me that once on the phone. I laughed the next day about it still
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@Humpleupagus @Deplorable_Degenerate @Chzikken_1486 @Dan_Hulson @NoDoxGregBrady im going to add at least one thing with cheese to my dinner tonight just for this reply, maybe mozzarella sticks or summat
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You eat those deep fried cheesey sticks. Eat them for our fallen brother.