Conversation

Notices

1. Embed this notice
   dead_man@dill.burggit.moe's status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 22:08:11 JST dead_man

   • Matty

   @matty@nicecrew.digital except that nobody says that if a man masturbates to fictional depictions of men then he's a homosexual, nor that if he masturbates to fictional depictions of animals that he's a zoophile

   • Embed this notice
      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 22:08:05 JST 

     in reply to

     • Matty
     • sapphire
     @sapphire @dead_man @matty Same server as that of shota.house which used to list cannibal.cafe (defunct pedophile instance) in "local bubble" and also applied the hosts hack to keep federating with youjo.love (another defunct pedophile instance).
   • Embed this notice
     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 22:08:06 JST sapphire

     in reply to

     • Matty
     @dead_man @matty you’re a pedophile or you’re doing it for attention. Pick one.
   • Embed this notice
     dead_man@dill.burggit.moe's status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 22:08:07 JST dead_man

     in reply to

     • Matty
     • sapphire

     @sapphire@shortstacksran.ch @matty@nicecrew.digital yes, I want to fuck a drawing. Your point?

   • Embed this notice
     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 22:08:08 JST sapphire

     in reply to

     • Matty
     @dead_man @matty if you jack off to it you want to fuck it simple as
   • Embed this notice
     dead_man@dill.burggit.moe's status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 22:08:09 JST dead_man

     in reply to

     • Matty

     @matty@nicecrew.digital do you also call furries "zoophiles"?

   • Embed this notice
     Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 22:08:10 JST Matty

     in reply to
     What a strange thing to say
   • Embed this notice
      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 22:14:35 JST 

     in reply to

     • Matty
     • sapphire
     @sapphire @dead_man @matty Uh oh.
     Screenshot_20241025_161256.png
     Lina Inver?e likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2024 05:30:00 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

     in reply to

     • Matty
     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     I don't think it's fooling God, but if does feel heavenly.
   • Embed this notice
     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2024 05:30:01 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

     in reply to

     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • Matty
     only if you don't forget to throw your shoe at the wall switch. if you flick the switch with your hand, it's still gay as fuck.
   • Embed this notice
     Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2024 05:30:02 JST Matty

     in reply to

     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     Is that how they fool God?
   • Embed this notice
     Matty (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2024 05:30:03 JST Matty

     in reply to

     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     But if you use your hand to manipulate her hand, despite her being dead, wouldn't you just be gay by extension?
   • Embed this notice
     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2024 05:30:03 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

     in reply to

     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • Matty
     you stick her hand on on end of a sawzall and then create a jig and plug it into an outlet connected to a wall switch.
     
     It's how the jews do it.
   • Embed this notice
     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 26-Oct-2024 05:30:04 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

     in reply to

     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • Matty
     If you jerk off with your own hand, you're gay.
     
     That's why @Humpleupagus uses one from a recently dead hooker.