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@thatguyoverthere @teto @matty At least he's courteous
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@CoffeeCamo @teto @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere Can confirm . I've used GIMP and I'm all those things and also double jewish (on both my lesbian moms' sides)
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I also have Power BI and pay for a Creative Cloud license because Photoshop doesn't work on Linux and Gimp is for black people
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this is very true i've never met anyone who uses Gimp that isn't a nigger, fillipino, mexican, or some mix of any of those things.
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Yeah I got the Fanboy White Knight subscription (it comes with Office 365 [Windows only])
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@matty @Jonaschuzzlewit @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere office 365? based and productivitypilled
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Überhaupt nicht, aber wenn du unhöflich zu einem Mann bist, der mir sehr hilft, muss ich etwas sagen
Wie immer vielen Dank für die Gelegenheit, Deutsch zu üben
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@Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere wait let me get this straight? This nigga has fanboys who come to his defense for every internet fight he has? Hilarious
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Linux is the part of the computer that gets warm right? 😂
Either way @matty is cool as shite...... du kannst einen Schwanz Lutschen du polnischer Fehler
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@Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere ah ist das jetzt hier ne schule und man darfs nicht sich verscherzen mit den beliebten kindern? Was eine lachnummer. Ihr seid nur dumme proleten
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@teto @BowsacNoodle @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere The push for cloud service software will filter people big time. Eventually Windows 10 support will end same as with Windows 7 and 8. Newer hardware just won't have drivers and software including games that people want will also only work on the newest cloud versions.
Don't want to jinx it but Linux with Wine really is cozy and will be the best alternative until they start intentionally making stuff not work with wine/proton.
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@BowsacNoodle @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere krita is way better than gimp. Maybe youll see reason when all these "enterprise" shitwares are cloud-only and cant be pirated anymore. Windows included.
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@BitterPill @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere I loathe cloud and subscription software. Pisses me off bigly, because it's just rent seeking and functionally worse in every way.
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@BowsacNoodle @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere the more companies think their customers wont ever leave, the more likely theyll try to go full cloud. Windows 11 is already partially cloud. And it's only getting worse if nobody ever gives a shit and makes fun of the "schizo nerds" who are warning them.
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@teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere I've deliberately not upgraded. They can lick my bowsac
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@givenup @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere GIMP for Android says "The gay cannot use this program" :angrylaugh: when you boot it up.
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@teto @BowsacNoodle @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere i used krita to draw lal my digital art with my drawing tablet i bought once time.
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@BowsacNoodle @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere Also it means someone can always monitor what you're up to which might not matter for just gaming but is hell for anything serious.
Like if you're designing a prototype part to 3D print before it goes into mass production shit is at risk of being stolen by competitors via insecure cloud services.
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@BitterPill @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere Yeah it's literally a retarded security risk IMO. Tim Apple is going to own the security conscious utilitarian wealthy consumer market
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@teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere I fucking hate the antichrist
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@BitterPill @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere german gov is 100% gonna use windows to arrest people for wrongthink at some point. Im not taking my chances just to play VR porn games on winblows microjew
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@skylar @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere thats why citrix exists
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@teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere it's like microsoft doesn't understand why their user base buys windows: because it runs their accounting/ERP software from 2005
magic cloud only butthole version offers nothing
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@skylar @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere >their accounting/ERP software from 2005
You mean the spreadsheet that Bob from accounting made using outlook 2003 with macros no one understands that somehow still works in compatibility mode?
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@teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere citrix is over
they won't even bother doing license renewals for anyone but their biggest customers
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@skylar @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere no Idea but theyre pretty much everywhere Ive worked that uses windows on their laptops
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@Jonaschuzzlewit @teto @skylar @CoffeeCamo @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere Dark age of technology where it's late 90s computer programmer knowledge layered on early 00s software jammed into various doodads that talk to each other.
> WTF is a JSON
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I bet we use lots of those at work. Some of our best stuff we use for tracking stuff is done on ancient excel stuff passed down thru the years
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@givenup @Jonaschuzzlewit @teto @skylar @CoffeeCamo @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere Press F for my boy, Duke.
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@BowsacNoodle @Jonaschuzzlewit @teto @skylar @CoffeeCamo @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere the hockey mask guy
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@givenup @BowsacNoodle @Jonaschuzzlewit @teto @skylar @CoffeeCamo @matty @thatguyoverthere wouldn't mind a movie about the guy going through a current year office tearing shit up
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@BitterPill @givenup @Jonaschuzzlewit @teto @skylar @CoffeeCamo @matty @thatguyoverthere Falling Down 2
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@teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere >"BOY I WOULD SURE LOVE TO SWITCH TO LINUX BUT I NEED MY VR PORNO GAMES!"
Is a thought expressed by probably ZERO human beings on earth ever.
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@skylar @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere @GoodFediPosts
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@BitterPill @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere half the providers TOS gives them rights to anything you ever do on the service
but still, the most common scenario is a cloud customer receiving a series of emails: first "we've been bought out by Spooge dot io but don't worry nothing will change" and second "we've made the difficult decision to discontinue the product you're using, you can contact our sales team to upgrade to SUPER MEGA ENTERPRISE SPOOGE DOT IO FEATURING DANTE FROM DEVIL MAY SHIT AND CUM or your data will be erased when the service shuts down in 1 week"
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@skylar @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere Licensed to spooge
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@givenup @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @BowsacNoodle @thatguyoverthere his spooge dot io license expired :(
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@BowsacNoodle @skylar @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @BitterPill @thatguyoverthere @GoodFediPosts Goodfedposts
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@BowsacNoodle @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere I guess it depends on what definition of "human" you're going by. So I probably agree.
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@BitterPill @teto @CoffeeCamo @Jonaschuzzlewit @matty @thatguyoverthere Do "people" actually say this? do "people" actually 'play' VR porn? are these the same type of people that buy pornography?
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