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@GolfCartLady ☕
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@zucchini @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Thusnelda
Hey, new rule:
When I’m not drunk you have too be cordial , not incorrigible.
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@GoyGirl @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @UnCL3 @feralphilosophernc @Thusnelda
Puddle of Mud was one of those bands that flew too close too the sun
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too bad it wasn't into it
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Asian chicks don't have big enough boobs for dirndls.
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Wait for real?
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It IS Hawaii
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@feralphilosophernc @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @UnCL3 @Thusnelda
Just imagine Asian chicks in dirdls
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@feralphilosophernc @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @UnCL3 @Thusnelda
That’s actually a thing here!!!
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I kinda had that thought AFTER I posted. Took the zing outta the joke a bit... 😂
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@GoyGirl @Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @UnCL3 @Thusnelda
Dare me too order some lederhosen?
That would be a good kitchen clip.
Plus Oktoberfest is coming up.
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Lederhosen and Hawaiian shirts are traditional for the festivities...
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@Evil_Bender @GolfCartLady @GoyGirl @HockeyDoxie @Jonaschuzzlewit @UnCL3 @Thusnelda
I’ve never seen a dirndl in reel life
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I have. My mom worked for a sweet, old German couple at their fairly famous restaurant in our area... dirndls were standard for all the waitresses. Awesome :1488:
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I can polish a 750ml of Ten High and 12 beers still to this day. Always have had that ability. Bit as I've gotten older the recovery has a significant drop-off. The last time I did that I had a hangover for what felt like 2 days and a gout flare up. Fuck you age.
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The time before that was with berglander. Easily 2.5g of beer each that night
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Good Lord... hubs has a friend whose wife is all of 4'10-11," was like 100 lbs soaking wet, but has likely chunked some... drank men twice her size under table all the time. ICU for liver failure in early 30's, caught a 2nd chance, & pretty much at it again 36ish. Ack. Suppose I'm sorta uptight always having kids, &/or nursing.
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Yeah, I've never drank like that and have no desire to do so. That couple met young when he was a club bouncer and she was a party girl. Their entire lives have revolved around booze. For many years, they were both high functioning alcoholics. Now, he's on dialysis, lost a foot, and on disability, and she's working as a casino bartender to support them both.
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Yeah, those two are history, but I do most of my partying at a marina or brewery now. Both are closer to home so less chance of a DUI.
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Oh I only "drink" at home or wherever I'm at for the night
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I used to hang with a couple that could drink anyone under the table. I never tried to keep up with them. They would make friends with the owner and be allowed to stay an hour or two after closing so they could avoid DUI checkpoints on their way home. They tipped their bartenders really well.
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These were a couple of my regular hangouts to get my dance on and act wild...
The Mad Frog started out as Cory's. They had the best blues in town. Sudsy's had all the up and coming punk/rock bands. One time there I had to pee so bad that I went into the men's room. The stalls had no doors but I peed anyway. I had to Go!
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Been a frequent at the same biker bar for 15ish years or so. The ones from my youth are abandoned shopping centers now.
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Tiddies is rookie level.
Yall got prison pockets already
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What if we smuggle a phone into jail and get him to unblock you?
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🤔 I could smuggle it between my tiddies. How are you going to smuggle? 🤔
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Don't act so surprised @HockeyDoxie of all people on here you know im a bit of what can be best described as a loose cannon. I enjoy an occasional evening of fist fights and fuckery.
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Have your fun. I won't stop you, but I'm not bailing you out either.
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Especially if you're with Jonny. He's still got me blocked.
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IKR
He would be good to see at a party.
At someone else's place.
lol
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Nah, I'd get wrecked with @Jonny and go out on the town howling and calling people filthy summerians!
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fk no he's not allowed on muh PROPity.
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He's fine when he's at work. It's when he gets that carribean firewater in him ge gets to be AWESOME!
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My GSD and Sheprador females are on a veeery teet schedule.
7 am and 6 pm. They know EXACTLY what's supposed to happen then. The GSD gets very vocal about it.
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Nice dogs...and nice roof! Did you have @Jonny as your roofing estimator?
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@HockeyDoxie @GolfCartLady Mine get fed first thing so I don't have to see any of that. 😹