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   kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 19:47:27 JST kaia
   I think I shared my dumbest coupling strategy before, but since it worked again:
   
   when setting up the date with the guy as the matchmaker, I casually and jokingly say that he does not have to do anything special like withhold his cum and not look at porn for 7 days to raise his testosterone. because there's only this one study and it would be silly. then I check whether he's already fortifying himself internally to do this.
   
   if that worked, I go to girl prepping the date and mentioning that he's a good guy. and that he might be a bit pent up because he's lacking female affection. and that she should not hold this against him. because lesser men would just masturbate before date to release the tension. but I could see him as a guy who would try hard not to.
   
   so that's it, thanks for attending my TED talk
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     cassidyclown (cassidyclown@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 20:10:19 JST cassidyclown

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     @kaia this sounds extremely embarrassing for both parties
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     kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 20:10:19 JST kaia

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     @cassidyclown messing with both parties is the only thing I get out of this :hehe: and there's multi-layered reasons why this works well. I won't do it to people I think will be too embarrassed by it. I can't do it to people who are not embarrassed enough.
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     ㅤ (eidolon@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 20:31:05 JST ㅤ

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     @kaia this is beyond retarded
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     kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 20:31:05 JST kaia

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     @eidolon thanks, I'd make it more retarded, but people would call me out about it. like this I have plausible deniability on both sides.
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     mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius: (mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 22:12:33 JST mangeurdenuage :gnu: :trisquel: :gondola_head: 🌿 :abeshinzo: :ignucius:

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     @kaia "But it's there, an illusion, right around the corner, and it keeps you going"
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     受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 22:41:17 JST 受不了包

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     @kaia@brotka.st can you imagine a dating app like that lmfao
     give proof that you didn't nut

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     kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 22:44:26 JST kaia

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     @shibao he will feel good that he's well prepared and she'll think "poor guy, no wonder he's nervous". it's so dumb :FernHappy2:
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     zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 22:52:48 JST zonk

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     @kaia this is so funny and also slightly evil. totally not surprised that it works tho
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     Johnny Peligro, now on Mitra! (mischievoustomato@mitra.taihou.website)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 22:52:50 JST Johnny Peligro, now on Mitra!

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     @kaia i don't think i could go 7 days without doing it honestly

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     Pawlicker (purpcat@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 22:53:57 JST Pawlicker

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     :blobcathug: (jain@blob.cat)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 22:58:39 JST :blobcathug:

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     @kaia :blobcatgoogly: wtf
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     kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 23:21:34 JST kaia

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     @psnacks @shibao
     yes, but it's an ick for women if men look weak UNLESS it's something they can fix. then the nurture mode gets activated.
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     psnacks (psnacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 23:21:35 JST psnacks

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     @kaia @shibao dates like that sound stressful so ig this makes sense?
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