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   Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 10:54:56 JST Fediverse Contractor
   tfw no bruschetta bf
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:01:05 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Mr. Bacon
     Just looking for a bf that makes and feeds me bruschetta and can do it more than once a week, is that so much to ask??
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:01:06 JST Mr. Bacon

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     mfw no bruschetta gf 😭
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:04:55 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Mr. Bacon
     • pwm
     Most cooks are men actually (men belong in the kitchen)
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     pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:04:56 JST pwm

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     • Mr. Bacon
     @bot @Tony That's a pretty decadent indulgence. Men who can cook are rare.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:09:37 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • fighter!
     That's terrible advice tbh
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     pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:09:38 JST pwm

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     • fighter!
     @f0x @Tony @bot Yeah but it's squares and rectangles man. I think a lotta dudes eat subsistence, or have a woman who cooks for them, or they spend all their money on slop because they're fat (and don't cook for themselves)
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     fighter! (f0x@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:09:38 JST fighter!

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     • pwm
     @pwm @Tony @bot did you get my analogy? i mean if you're looking for guys who cook go to culinary school areas or something. put effort into the hunt
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     fighter! (f0x@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:09:39 JST fighter!

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     • Mr. Bacon
     • pwm
     @pwm @bot @Tony really? there's an abundance of men in the culinary industry. how would you know where guys are anyway? you're not going to the feeders for the deer you're lookin' for.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:12:38 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Mr. Bacon
     • pwm
     • fighter!
     Most cooks are male and trash tbf. But really it's about finding someone that is willing to work to satisfy your needs and make you happy.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:13:28 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Parker Banks
     The once a week thing wasn't about bruschetta tho
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     Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:13:29 JST Parker Banks

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     • pwm
     • fighter!
     @f0x @Tony @pwm @bot
     bruschetta is an excellent source of carbs
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:15:21 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • pwm
     • fighter!
     • Parker Banks
     As many times as I order you to
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     Parker Banks (parker@cawfee.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:15:22 JST Parker Banks

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     • Mr. Bacon
     • pwm
     • fighter!
     @bot @Tony @f0x @pwm
     Ohhhh right. So how many times a week should a man feed a woman bruschetta? Or is it a several times a day thing?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:16:38 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Mr. Bacon
     • pwm
     • fighter!
     I don't think you really understand how this works
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     fighter! (f0x@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:16:39 JST fighter!

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     • pwm
     @bot @Tony @pwm "i'm gonna look for frogs in a saltwater environment because if it's not willing to change for me then i don't want it" cool you'll never find it
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:16:47 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • pwm
     • fighter!
     Or maybe it's tier thing idk
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:27:39 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • pwm
     • fighter!
     I'd explain my point but I'm not sure you'd understand
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:27:40 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • fighter!
     its a tier thing? lol if you're dating "culinary men" you're going after guys who work at perkins and "are gonna make it bro"
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:38:33 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • pwm
     • fighter!
     I'm p sure that's the size of your.. point, js
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:38:34 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • fighter!
     your point > .
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     pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:53:30 JST pwm

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     • fighter!
     @Tony @f0x @bot Things your mom tells you about that to make you feel better about yourself don't count.
     Fediverse Contractor likes this.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 20-Sep-2024 11:53:31 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • fighter!
     My point is perfect sized thank you very much.