Found this 90000 year old band-aid in a box full of random metal parts, razor blades, and tools.
Label says that sterility is guaranteed if it’s not opened and it’s not opened so…do I put this on my next open wound or?
Found this 90000 year old band-aid in a box full of random metal parts, razor blades, and tools.
Label says that sterility is guaranteed if it’s not opened and it’s not opened so…do I put this on my next open wound or?
@studiofox @Cassandra best I can do is some 900000 year old Neosporin. 😂
@Cassandra gonna sell it on eBay for 1000000000 bucks.
@studiofox Ooohhhh, so old it has a string in it!
@BeAware @Cassandra it’ll be good for fighting the ancient bacteria on the band-aid!
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