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   Hyperhidrosis (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 12:02:44 JST Hyperhidrosis
   believing in God is like jelqing.
   You jelq, you jelq, you jelq. But you see no results.
   
   You give up and stop jelqing and you remain unjelqed.
   
   But to the believer who jelqs and keeps on jelqing.
   
   unto him will bestow 1 inch.
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     pasture@btrfly.social's status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 12:02:41 JST pasture

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     i'm sure i can (entirely clueless)
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     waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 12:02:41 JST waifu

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     @pasture@btrfly.social @RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world ask pernia @pernia@cum.salon he's an expert in whatever that means

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     Rusty Crab (rustycrab@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 12:02:42 JST Rusty Crab

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     @pasture @Hyperhidrosis you can do it I believe in you
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     pasture@btrfly.social's status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 12:02:43 JST pasture

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     what is a "jelq". how does one engage in "jelqing"
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     GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell (georgefloydlincolnrockwell@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 12:28:07 JST GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell

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     @pasture @Hyperhidrosis The jelqing dynasty was the dynasty that immediately preceded the qing dynasty in ancient China. Rumor has it they practiced an esoteric martial art that, when mastered, would allow an initiate to do super human feats like levitating, exploding niggers with your mind, having based memes go viral, and even going outside, touching grass, and talking to women. I have trained in jelqing arts my entire life but cannot reveal the techniques to the uninitiated.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 12:28:13 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @GeorgeFloydLincolnRockwell @pasture @Hyperhidrosis Mmmm yes very wise