@pasture @Hyperhidrosis The jelqing dynasty was the dynasty that immediately preceded the qing dynasty in ancient China. Rumor has it they practiced an esoteric martial art that, when mastered, would allow an initiate to do super human feats like levitating, exploding niggers with your mind, having based memes go viral, and even going outside, touching grass, and talking to women. I have trained in jelqing arts my entire life but cannot reveal the techniques to the uninitiated.