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   ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:22:30 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
   > Walk into to Walmart
   
   > Look around
   
   > Am I fat and ugly too?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:38:38 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified:
     • LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:
     Nordstrom doesn't carry Funyuns or Insulin. 🙄
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     LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck: (lovecraftenthusiast@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:38:39 JST LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:

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     • Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified:
     Broke???
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     Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:38:39 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified:

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     • LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:
     There's a reason hes in Walmart not Nordstroms
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     Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified: (dwalrus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:38:40 JST Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified:

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     And broke
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     AlyoCat (aly@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:44:14 JST AlyoCat

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     • Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified:
     • LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:
     @Humpleupagus @Dwalrus @LovecraftEnthusiast I love Nordstrom's ☺️
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:44:14 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Dwalrus Free Blankets Pilgrim :verified:
     • LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:
     • AlyoCat
     Snob. 😒
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:50:20 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • PeachySummer
     You're getting the trunk. 🤨
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     PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:50:21 JST PeachySummer

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     You're... you're literally an elephant, man.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:51:13 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • The Almighty Kek
     • Ash Kvetchum
     • tiddlywinkler
     Still looked better than everyone else.
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     Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:51:14 JST Ash Kvetchum

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     • The Almighty Kek
     Walmart is my catwalk
     
     I know what I am there
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     The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:51:14 JST The Almighty Kek

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     • Ash Kvetchum

     It's the only place I can feel sexy while buying cookies :kek_sob:

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     tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:51:14 JST tiddlywinkler

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     • The Almighty Kek
     • Ash Kvetchum
     I went in Walmart in full zombie makeup once, complete with brains hanging out the side of my head. Absolutely scared the shit out of the overnight stockers.
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     The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:51:15 JST The Almighty Kek

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     Of course not. The #1 rule of Walmart is: You will always be the most attractive person in the store at any given time. This applies to everybody and nobody else at the same time. (Walmart is too big to be bound by the limitations of reality)

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:58:03 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • PeachySummer
     Consent is not required. 😒
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     PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 08:58:04 JST PeachySummer

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     I do not consent.
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     PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 09:23:55 JST PeachySummer

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     I guess I'll have to hire a trunk for you to get then.