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   AnarchoNinaWrites (anarchoninawrites@jorts.horse)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 15:47:55 JST AnarchoNinaWrites

   Resist the urge to be the smartest guy in the room; JD Vance fucked a couch and we just need *one* reporter to ask him about it on camera, one time - bonus points if he actually tries to respond.

   We can do this.

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     your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 (blogdiva@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 15:47:59 JST your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦

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     @AnarchoNinaWrites ooh, ooh. someone from, like, the BBC or some fancy shmancy European news agency. that way they won't get blocked or pre-screened cuz they're not american media.

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     AnarchoNinaWrites (anarchoninawrites@jorts.horse)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 15:48:03 JST AnarchoNinaWrites

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     @blogdiva Like they don't even have to ask him "did you fuck a couch" they just need to ask him if he's aware of the RUMORS he fucked a couch.

     This basically ended Ted Cruz, you don't hear about that guy nowhere except Fox News anymore...

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     inquiline (inquiline@union.place)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 15:48:08 JST inquiline

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     @AnarchoNinaWrites @blogdiva Or just "I have a question, and I will couch it in familiar language for you"

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     AnarchoNinaWrites (anarchoninawrites@jorts.horse)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 15:48:13 JST AnarchoNinaWrites

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     @inquiline @blogdiva

     Trump: "This is a disaster! Would you tell him this is a disaster..."

     Thiel: "Sir, it's just an online rum-"

     Trump: "They're calling you a couch-fucker. Peter, tell him, they're calling him a couch-fucker. Did you do it JD?"

     JD: "Sir, of course I di-"

     Trump: "My running mate is a couch fucker! You promised me this guy had juice and now every time people think of me, they think of this couch-fucker!"