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   Cefr (cefr@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-2024 21:20:21 JST Cefr

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   • Spinner
   • Deniz Opal

   @Lane @selzero Also important to know what to do when dead.
   1. Do not try to drive a car.
   2. Avoid heavy machinery.
   3. Do not talk.

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     Spinner (lane@dice.camp)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-2024 21:20:22 JST Spinner

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     • Deniz Opal

     @selzero

     From 'The Kentucky Fried Movie' comes this morbid gem.

     The three early warning signs of death:

     1. A foul rotting smell.

     2. Rigor mortis.

     And 3. Occasional drowsiness.

     Monika repeated this.
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     Deniz Opal (selzero@syzito.xyz)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-2024 21:20:23 JST Deniz Opal

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     Monika repeated this.