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   d (deprecated_ii@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 10:16:51 JST d
   bros I saw a guy with a girlfriend at the store and he was no more than 5 foot 8 has the internet been lying to me
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 10:16:50 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I'm 5'7" and I'm married. 🤷♂️
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 10:21:58 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Is that width? 🤔
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     Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 10:21:59 JST Doc

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     I’m 1”6’ and I’m an internet racist. 🤷🏻♂️
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     My wife is taller than me. I had to find someone who could reach the top shelf.
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 10:24:33 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     @Humpleupagus @deprecated_ii "Just settle for a 4'2" goblina bros"
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 10:25:39 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Doc
     Did you measure from the top down? Why did the inch come first?
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     Doc (d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 10:25:40 JST Doc

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     look at the ‘ and the “ brother hh
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 11:02:57 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • houseoftolstoy
     My wife claims it was love at first sound. She heard me talking before she saw me.
     
     That night she gave me 4 or 5 different numbers where I could reach her.
     
     Tbh I've never really had an issue getting women. I regularly had girlfriends from junior high on. Most were taller. Most were Spanish or hispanic. Those bitches love me for some reason.
     
     I actually dated a really sweet girl from Peru for a while in high school. She's was also tall, about 5'11".
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     houseoftolstoy@merovingian.club's status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 11:02:58 JST houseoftolstoy

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     @Humpleupagus @ForbiddenDreamer @deprecated_ii
     >taller than you
     >an elephant

     So did you marry a giraffe or what? I am sure someone with more photo editing talent could make an image with this.

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     houseoftolstoy@merovingian.club's status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 11:02:58 JST houseoftolstoy

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     @Humpleupagus @ForbiddenDreamer @deprecated_ii though seriously, being short is not a death sentence when it comes to relationships. It just makes it more difficult to even get past phase 1 of getting a date.

     I know it is possible to achieve as I am also married and 5'7". But I make up for it with my Aspergers making it even harder to socialize.

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     d (deprecated_ii@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 11:03:01 JST d

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     • houseoftolstoy
     @houseoftolstoy @Humpleupagus @ForbiddenDreamer the height obsession is a pretty recent phenomenon, social media brainworms
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 11:05:22 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • houseoftolstoy
     Also the Hyper focus on physical attractiveness. The truth is that personality plays a big role. A physically hot chick with a shit personality can appear ugly, and a seven with a great personality can be a nine.