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Good morning and welcome to accountability, where I keep word count in public because I'm apparently too fucking undisciplined to work unless someone's keeping watch.
0/2000 words
I'm writing about software as a service, but if anyone would like to pay me to write smut involving slimegirls or something, HMU because I am very bored with this as a way of funding the creative stuff and will consider literally anything else.
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269/2000
Going through Ghost's catalogue, roughly backwards as I write.
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Aaaight, got literally jumpscared by a member of the household but I'm back at it.
425/2000
@DarkestKale , I'll put you on the list for ~150-500 words of microfiction, but sadly for me that's still not enough to buy me out of 1300€ of tech writing contract.
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Back on it, and I don't want to be. However.
666/2000
https://ghost.bandcamp.com/track/square-hammer
🎶 Are you on the square? Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil?🎶
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@tom I am here for this.
Tom
@HauntedOwlbear Have you heard this cover? Melodika bros are two metalhead who make weird covers, for weird people.
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800/2000
That's one big review. One more and an opinion are required to make today's goal.
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@tom a regular train immediately strikes me as hilarious. thank you for introducing me to them
Tom
@HauntedOwlbear They've got a good acoustic Nightwish medley, and a "sober" acoustic Alestorm too.
Also "regular" ( not crazy) train.
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1030/2000
The sax part on Miasma has strong Michael Monroe vibes.
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1500/2000
Wait, I don't have this on my CD copy of the Prequelle. Was the Pet Shop Boys cover only on the US release?
YT: https://youtu.be/Y1lV4THTvFM
Invidious: https://yt.drgnz.club/watch?v=Y1lV4THTvFM
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1600/2000
Two big reviews.
Now I need to have a personal opinion about the consumer VPN industry.
Pro: I have many
Con: I am not allowed to swear
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No, I don't want to have an opinion today, actually. Doing the big review instead.
Strongly running out of steam.
Fuck This/2400
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1940/2400
Moving to sadboi synthpop from Gothenburg, because using FreeTube instead of an on-disk playlist disrupts workflow too much.
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Fuck it, let's go : Helium Vola time.
Final sprint.
2145/2400 and NordVPN has just done some new weird shit with its pricing tiers since I made the data chart.
Downside: confusing
Upside: explaining this will use basically the entire rest of the wordcount
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Guess what I'm writing up right now? :D
Sometimes it feels like everyone except me is taking that sweet affiliate referral money, but oh no, I have to have some kind of ethical halter on.
Njord
You're sponsored by NordVPN!
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Done
2450/2400, the last batch of words are terrible and also Nord is just going to have to email me its pricing because the website pricelists are all out of whack right now.
I'm sorry, I know there are technical merits to an approach where badware never gets onto your system at all, but literally no one wants anti-malware from their VPN provider, fucking stop it.
Only about 1000 words left for tomorrow, at least.
Thanks to everyone who's been following along with the thread, and I hope the rest of you were able to mute it!
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@aetataureate thank you! 💕
berserk du soleil
@HauntedOwlbear great job!!
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