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   NaClKnight (naclknight@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 01:11:09 JST NaClKnight

   Alright, this is like the 4th consecutive #deodorant I've had get discontinued.

   I'm a man. But I don't wanna smell like wood or smoke or the ocean.

   I want to smell good. I want scents that women appreciate.
   I want a #scent my wife likes.

   I want to smell like a buff tangerine. Like a mandarin orange in a skintight T-shirt.

   I wanna smell like a stick of vanilla holding you up by your lapels & threatening you. Or like a #cinnamon roll getting into a fight to protect your honor.

   Make it happen!

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     NaClKnight (naclknight@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 01:11:08 JST NaClKnight

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     • AllKeysGDS

     *These descriptions have been approved by my wife.
     Thank you @AllKeysGDS

     Now i just need to find someone to finance the commercial.

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     NaClKnight (naclknight@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 15:04:41 JST NaClKnight

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     • Brendan Halpin

     @bhalpin I appreciate the recommendation!

     I checked out their website.

     They've got a vanilla scent, but I'm concerned cause all of it is sold as aluminum-free deodorant, not antiperspirant.

     I have yet to find a mere deodorant that didn't leave a MF smelling like "sweaty dude who needs a shower" within a few hours.

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     Brendan Halpin (bhalpin@better.boston)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 15:04:42 JST Brendan Halpin

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     @NaClKnight I like the PAPR cosmetics ones. The red one smells like lemongrass