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Alright, this is like the 4th consecutive #deodorant I've had get discontinued.

I'm a man. But I don't wanna smell like wood or smoke or the ocean.

I want to smell good. I want scents that women appreciate.
I want a #scent my wife likes.

I want to smell like a buff tangerine. Like a mandarin orange in a skintight T-shirt.

I wanna smell like a stick of vanilla holding you up by your lapels & threatening you. Or like a #cinnamon roll getting into a fight to protect your honor.

Make it happen!