Wife: 'Do you know how much she's paying to have her ear pierced? FIFTY bucks!'
Me: 'Jesus Christ WHY?... AUTUMN!!'
Autumn: (comes out of her room) 'What?'
Me: 'Why would you pay $50 to have your ear pierced? I can do it for free.'
Autumn: 'Uhhh... no thanks.'
Me: 'You know, before malls existed, girls used to pierce each other's ears at slumber parties. It's not hard. Watch! Get me a potato!'
Autumn: 'Uhh. Mom?'
Wife: 'Babe, put the potato down!!'
Me: 'Oh now I'm the bad guy? Hold still.' 🩸
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Jack O' Lantern (jacklaridian@social.horrorhub.club)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-2024 23:54:46 JST Jack O' Lantern -
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Mother Suspiria :autism: (stina_marie@social.horrorhub.club)'s status on Friday, 19-Apr-2024 00:01:09 JST Mother Suspiria :autism: @jacklaridian This just flashed me back to when I pierced 6 holes in my ears myself, with NO potato. My mom freaked out. I was grounded. Still have the holes, though 😂
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Jack O' Lantern (jacklaridian@social.horrorhub.club)'s status on Friday, 19-Apr-2024 00:23:13 JST Jack O' Lantern @GayDeceiver
Yes, okay. If you remember they were going to use ice, but didn't have any so they suggested to run her ear under the cold water to numb it. THAT DOESN'T WORK. Disaster ensued. I just need ICE, a needle and a potato (and like rubbing alcohol), and a stud. It's not hard! 😅 -
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GayDeceiver (gaydeceiver@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 19-Apr-2024 00:23:14 JST GayDeceiver @jacklaridian all I can think it’s Grease, when Sandy gets pierced and has to go to the bathroom to compose herself. :)
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