Wife: 'Do you know how much she's paying to have her ear pierced? FIFTY bucks!'
Me: 'Jesus Christ WHY?... AUTUMN!!'
Autumn: (comes out of her room) 'What?'
Me: 'Why would you pay $50 to have your ear pierced? I can do it for free.'
Autumn: 'Uhhh... no thanks.'
Me: 'You know, before malls existed, girls used to pierce each other's ears at slumber parties. It's not hard. Watch! Get me a potato!'
Autumn: 'Uhh. Mom?'
Wife: 'Babe, put the potato down!!'
Me: 'Oh now I'm the bad guy? Hold still.' 🩸
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