CJ Bellwether
good morning, at least 4 of our countries members of parliament have been fooled by the most basic of sock puppet bot DMs of pretend hot people suggesting they know the MP and asking for a dick pic - and immediately sent them.
you know when they said 2024 was going to be this major AI influence attack on our democracy.. yeah.. we didnt need to go that advanced.
CJ Bellwether
@amberage MPs be horny
Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@siege lofi remains bestfi huh
CJ Bellwether
@stavvers only a government state could have come up with such a devious scheme!
Another Angry Woman
@siege my favourite bit is that they've declared, with zero evidence whatsoever, that it must be a foreign state actor rather than the basic fact that MPs seem to have worse cybersecurity nous than your average pensioner
CJ Bellwether
@stavvers the online logical solution to all this is the British Secret Service must now require genital photos of all sitting MPs and members of the House of Lords. We need a digital genital database in order to secure our borders!
CJ Bellwether
@stavvers exactly, we need DongNet to be scanning the internet and all social media apps 24/7
Another Angry Woman
@siege perhaps some advanced AI to recognise a parliamentary dong before China leak it
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