Husband loves dry roasted peanuts and reads about different types and different roasting processes. I can't stand it, it's so beige. I went to my friend's house and had a threesome with her and her husband just to feel normal.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 23-Mar-2024 04:25:52 JST Fesshole 🧻
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13 barn owls in a trench coat (hauntedowlbear@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 23-Mar-2024 04:46:23 JST 13 barn owls in a trench coat
@Kierkegaanks @fesshole I've had more threesomes than conversations about peanut roasting, if we're gathering anecdata
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Kierkegaanks, regretfully (kierkegaanks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 23-Mar-2024 04:46:24 JST Kierkegaanks, regretfully
@fesshole i’ll take things that definitely happened over peanuts for $400
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13 barn owls in a trench coat (hauntedowlbear@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 23-Mar-2024 05:00:43 JST 13 barn owls in a trench coat
@Kierkegaanks momentarily entertaining the notion that this post isn't 100% fabricated bollocks, I'm inclined to presume that the peanuttery is merely the most representative aspect of a relationship that's long lost whatever spark that may once have ignited it. To which a threesome is a reasonably typical response. @fesshole
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Kierkegaanks, regretfully (kierkegaanks@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 23-Mar-2024 05:00:45 JST Kierkegaanks, regretfully
@HauntedOwlbear @fesshole i can definitely believe something like that
What i don’t believe is a statement like I hate my wife’s talk about knitting so I join orgies
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