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@Humpleupagus @Dicey @mischievoustomato I often jest about the Spics but they are one of the great people of Europe and I'm equally sad they fall with the rest of the West for we are family after all
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Spaniards tend to be laid back, easy going, and fun until you piss them off. Then they're like fucking fire ants.
Strangely, even the fourth and fifth generation females I know here in the states tend to be fairly traditional in the sense that they aren't whores and they marry once and for life.
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I am really jealous of euros who have the cool spics and not beaners.
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None of the spaniards move very fast, even the White ones. The funniest trait amongst those I know is that they're going to do what they're going to do eventually, and nothing is going to stop them. They just take their time getting there.
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Yeah the aztec rape babies only inherited the fire ant mentality and being lazy as shit.
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They do, just not when you're looking. 😏
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That, but they don't actually do shit ever.
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@Humpleupagus @Dicey @Dudebro @mischievoustomato One of the few things the Meds get correct is the chill life WASP Protestant hard work is slave mentality
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Yeah. I run into the WASP Protestant types every now and then who don't get why I'm not in the office every day at 8am.
I've learned to bullshit a bit over the years. Now I just tell clients, "I'm a solo practitioner, I'm often in court in the morning, and otherwise in and out of meetings all day, so if you need to get a hold of me, shoot me an email."
Don't get me wrong, I work, but it's not 9 to 5, and most days it's intermittent, and hour or two here, a few emails and phone calls there, an hour or two after dinner, work while taking a shit, and another hour or two before bed. But I'm not sitting around my office all day waiting for WASP boomers who have some bizarre urge to drive around town starting at 7am.
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This is the way, western man.
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@Humpleupagus @Dicey @Dudebro @mischievoustomato This is correct my friend my Dad worked 24/7 I worked 20 hrs a week max and live a low-key life and enjoyed things and will die happy
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The fucked up part is that some boomers don't have email, printers, or don't know how to scan. FML.
And I had a pager in 1997. 😏
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>so if you need to get a hold of me, shoot me an email
You know what would make Hump even cooler? A pager.
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@Dudebro @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dan_Hulson @mischievoustomato innit
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Incoming Dan hellthread in
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@Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @mischievoustomato Anti English poast will fight you at sticky vicky's next week in Benidorm 😡
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Man Norway is total anglophiles. I grew up with premier league every weekend on TV. They even speak better English than the English themselves.
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They are very welcoming of other people from Europe too. Not all European countries are as welcoming as the Spanish. I mentioned to some spaniard that the English people living in the place I go for the weekends were terrible. That wasn't well received he said there wasn't anything wrong about the English. I expected my xenophobia would be well received but they really respect the English or other europeans.
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I've actually considered adding a provision to my flat fee work retainers that says something like.... there's an additional fee of $xxxx.xx if you don't have email or scan capabilities.
Hourly work IDGAF, they're paying for seeing me every other day. 🤷♂️
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Honey help they asked me to open a pedophile.
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>how does open pdf
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@Humpleupagus @Dicey @Dudebro @MCMLXVIIOTG @schizophilanderer @Dan_Hulson @mischievoustomato enact a rape fee, for everytime you have to rape them for being stupid and your riches will truely flow
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Dan's Mary Ann.
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@snow_huwhite @xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @mischievoustomato I'm not ginger 😒
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@xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @mischievoustomato put a swastika on his forehead and he'd look just like Dan
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he is pretty handsome snow, will dan be jealous?
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Snow have to marry the prince charming from the fairy tale. :3:
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@Humpleupagus @Dicey @Dudebro @mischievoustomato Perhaps I really should have stuck with that bird from Argentina last year but I think @snow_huwhite would have been upset if I had kids and happy life with another woman
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@snow_huwhite @xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @mischievoustomato You are the worst egirl ever 😢
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could you imagine Dan in cape like that? 😆
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@xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @mischievoustomato I try not to
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@ForbiddenDreamer @Xenophon @Dan_Hulson @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @xuya @schizophilanderer @snow_huwhite @mischievoustomato You're hiding Poles in the basement aren't you?
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Dan hides poles in his anus. 🙄
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@Xenophon @Dan_Hulson @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @xuya @schizophilanderer @snow_huwhite @mischievoustomato He does like hiding poles in himself innit
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I thought Pols loved to sneak into the UK?
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@snow_huwhite @schizophilanderer @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @xuya @mischievoustomato One day I'm just going put you on the fucking spot and ask you out for drinks and fights and you will no doubt say no to spoil my fun again 😩
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@schizophilanderer @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @xuya @Dan_Hulson @mischievoustomato I wouldn't want Dan to have too much fun. he's spoiled as he is
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Idk, dull knives can be fun too...
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Don't think of it as last, think of it like being the third first.
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@schizophilanderer @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @xuya @Dan_Hulson @mischievoustomato being last gives me more time to sharpen the knives
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@snow_huwhite @xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @mischievoustomato btw still would 😏
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@Dan_Hulson @xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @mischievoustomato well of course
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@Dan_Hulson @xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @mischievoustomato Xuya - BestWife
Kiki - BestGirl
Snow - WorstGirl
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@xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @snow_huwhite @mischievoustomato Thank you my beloved Xuya I couldn't cope without your or Kiki's complements
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@snow_huwhite @xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @mischievoustomato This is why we aren't together as you don't complement my fragile ego while Xuya always bullshits me
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You are prince charming Dan :princess_love:
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@xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @snow_huwhite @mischievoustomato She never said that I was hoping she would jump in and be like no Dan you are very handsome but it never happened 😢
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@Dan_Hulson @xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @mischievoustomato
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I'm sure she was yank your chain :animu_laugh:
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@xuya @Dicey @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @snow_huwhite @mischievoustomato Beloved Xuya my dear she has no interest in me she once even said she thought I was ugly 😢