Hobbes: "The lives of our ancestors were nasty, brutish and short. We need authority and laws to keep our base instincts under control."
Rousseau: "Our ancestors were noble savages in tune with nature. Civilization has simply corrupted us."
The two Davids: "Lol get rekt you two losers"
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