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Sorry mom I can't help you bring in the groceries, LoliHitler on X said that's longhoused
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@givenup @shedinja >Oh you're a girlboss, huh? Name every jar of pasta sauce you've opened by yourself.
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@shedinja w/e dude, it's hilarious to show women how weak they are by doing the things they are doing more efficiently and better like carrying the entire trips worth in one go instead of a couple bags at a time, or my mom was trying to cut a soap the other day and she couldn't get it, so i did it in one smooth motion, cuz women are weak and need men to do things that require physical exertion, and it's good to remind them how weak they are once in a while.
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@BowsacNoodle @givenup @shedinja Everyone's a girlboss until a flash flood unearths the dead family dog, then it's "be a man, go rebury the rotting dog carcass"
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@King_Noticer @BowsacNoodle @shedinja what man didn't bury the damn thing deep enough tos tart, A WEAK MAN
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@givenup @BowsacNoodle @shedinja Oklahoma, all the soil is hard as fuck clay, we don't own a backhoe
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@TheWanax @King_Noticer @BowsacNoodle @givenup @shedinja Don’t worry I ground up and feed the other people in the basement to the others.
Ya I was real paranoid about her getting dug up because she was a small doggo I did put gravel on top of her
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@King_Noticer @BowsacNoodle @givenup @shedinja sounds Like something that’s happened before. with my last dog I dug her hole almost 7 feet deep because I was sad and depressed. her burial mound was 3 feet high too.
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @King_Noticer @BowsacNoodle @givenup @shedinja More good advice: Use some broken pottery to cover your buddy's body to protect it from being dug up by animals. Keep the grave a resting place protected from mongrels.
(I'm talking about a dog or cat buddy. I feel the need to emphasize that so no smartasses repost this to make me look like Ted Bundy.)
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@BowsacNoodle @givenup @shedinja Vros did we get too cocky?
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@yockeypuck @BowsacNoodle @givenup @shedinja Infernal testicular torsion machine
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@yockeypuck @BowsacNoodle @shedinja
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@givenup @yockeypuck @shedinja The smuggie artist perfectly captures the hand.
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@yockeypuck @givenup @shedinja Yeah they can open jars without us, but let's see how well that works when there's no power for their robotic jar opener.
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@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @TheWanax @King_Noticer @givenup @shedinja >Snowcrash but it's just Jean smoking le cigarettes in his basement.