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@Saber he is? i thought he was christian.
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@bleedingphoenix @Saber the archetypical super hero from the days of Superman was a jewish view of a Superior Person living amongst the Goyim. they are persecuted for their "superiority" and have to keep it a secret ("I've been found out") despite being (in the comic narratives) a force for good. we've so internalized that idea that people doing good and helping would be instantly persecuted by everyone around them, we need to realize how jewish the entire setup of a Comic Book Super Hero actually is.
The reality is that jews were historically persecuted for entirely justifiable reasons, so creating fake morality plays about how Superior people are Unfairly Persecuted for doing Obviously and Unambiguously Good Things is a working put of that historical anxiety over perfectly reasonable persecution. A story about someone being hunted for Saving People's Lives is catharsis for when their ancestors were hunted for kidnapping and murdering children.
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@branman65 @AlbinoMutant @Svantovit @Saber @grey @bleedingphoenix Based TBH. killing a lion with your bare hands is rad. Eating honey from wasps nesting in it is metal. Tying fox tails together with torches in between for your enemies fields is kind of cool. Sleeping with prosties and revealing your secret is gay, but going nuts and killing a thousands of your enemies in a self sacrificial act is rad.
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@AlbinoMutant @Svantovit @Saber @grey @bleedingphoenix though Samson loses it for disobeying God (he cut his hair when he wasn't supposed to) and is temporarily re-granted it one last time to kill some devil worshiping sea people rape babies
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@Svantovit @Saber @grey @bleedingphoenix Good example. In the Jewish Hero Journey, the hero doesnt earn his powers through hard work. He is born superior, or given his superiority by an external agent.
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@grey @bleedingphoenix @Saber In The Jewish Hero Journey, the Hero is superior to the everyone else, and is persecuted for the very things that make them superior.
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@AlbinoMutant @Saber @grey @bleedingphoenix
Samson's beautiful hair...
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@branman65 @AlbinoMutant @Svantovit @Saber @grey @bleedingphoenix In fact, I think Samson is far from a "jewish" archetypical hero. He was supposed to be separated and not allowed to drink, cut his hair, or eat any forbidden foods. The whole point was for him to be a judge and live purely. He failed which is why he got his eyes plucked out (deservedly). God granting him strength was because Samson functionally repented and admitted that it wasn't his own power by asking God to help him get revenge for his eyes (actually destroying a ton of demon worshipping sea muts).
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@bleedingphoenix @BowsacNoodle @Svantovit @Saber @AlbinoMutant @grey was it samson that killed all those phillistines with a donkey's jawbone?
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@BowsacNoodle @Svantovit @Saber @AlbinoMutant @branman65 @grey for me, it's the part where he ripped off the city gates and just dumped them off a couple miles away
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@branman65 @bleedingphoenix @Svantovit @Saber @AlbinoMutant @grey Yeah. Fresh donkey jaw bone weapon. Odd choice TBH.
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@bleedingphoenix @Saber @AlbinoMutant @BowsacNoodle @branman65 @grey
That being said, unless it was literally a hallowed weapon, Samson [the strongest man to have ever lived, according to proto-jews] would've broken that ass bone almost immediately. If it was fresh, every headcrack would be bone on bone. The donkey jaw would've been dust in a few strikes. C'mon.
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@BowsacNoodle @Svantovit @Saber @AlbinoMutant @branman65 @grey
>And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.
i wish i had been there to see that battle, literally Guts-tier fight.
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@bleedingphoenix @Svantovit @Saber @AlbinoMutant @branman65 @grey I want one of the 40k animator YouTube randos to animate Samson going dynasty warriors on their asses.
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@Svantovit @Saber @AlbinoMutant @BowsacNoodle @branman65 @grey
>unless it was literally a hallowed weapon
if we're following the trend of God working in supernatural ways (pausing the rotation of the earth so a battle can end, for instance) i wouldn't doubt the jawbone had some power the moment Samson picked it up. that, or he was just so good at fighting he was running around using it like a dagger to slit throats or shank in weak points in armor. who knows, it's what makes it such an entertaining moment in the canon.
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@Svantovit @Saber @AlbinoMutant @branman65 @grey @bleedingphoenix Would be accurate if you go with the Canaanite theory of modern Ashkenazi. I don't really know or care much either way on that one.
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@BowsacNoodle @Saber @AlbinoMutant @branman65 @grey @bleedingphoenix
Only if Samson is depicted as an Aryan and all the Philistines look like Ashkenazim.
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@BowsacNoodle @Saber @AlbinoMutant @branman65 @grey @bleedingphoenix
I don't either. I just don't want to watch some super Jew crushing Greek skulls because YouTube artist. :lol:
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@Svantovit @Saber @AlbinoMutant @branman65 @grey @bleedingphoenix Just make Samson a literal Astartes sans suit and problem solved.
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@Svantovit @Saber @AlbinoMutant @branman65 @grey @bleedingphoenix Poast em if you got em. I want to see dynasty warriors Samson
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@bleedingphoenix @Saber @AlbinoMutant @BowsacNoodle @branman65 @grey
Now that I reread your post, I want to say I've seen some hardcore Samson manga panels.
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@BowsacNoodle @Saber @AlbinoMutant @branman65 @grey @bleedingphoenix
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@grey @bleedingphoenix @Saber (((They))) have created a world where a genuinely good hero would be persecuted by them, first by lawfare, but if that fails by Mossad hit squads. This is why the only superheroes that come off as remotely realistic are masked vigilantes like The Punisher or Rorschach. Even people just trying to point out how evil the system are are getting threatened with jail time. What was ridiculous in the 1930s is completely true now.