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   DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 22:52:38 JST DM me cats :nv:
   I want to make an apricot pie. Help me fediwomen
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     penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 22:52:36 JST penguin

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     • Nazz
     imagine making your own pie crust 🙄
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     Nazz (nazz@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 22:52:37 JST Nazz

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     @CatLord okay so for FRESH apricots you will want a standard 9 inch pie crust, pastry is finicky so if you need to use a store brought crust no one will mind. make sure your apricots are firm and ripe. 1 cup sugar + 1/4 cup AP flour + 1/2 tsp cinnamon + small pinch nutmeg (or mace or allspice) + small pinch salt, mix thoroughly. mix in fruit, dont mix for too too logn. pour into unbaked pie shell. dot with 1 1/2 tbsp unsalted butter split into small lumps. cover with top crust with vents cut into it or lattice top. bake at 425° for 35-45 minutes. crust should be browned and juice should be beginning to bubble through slits in the top. lattice top will likely take slightly less time.
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     Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 22:52:37 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse

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     This motherfucker uses store bought pie crust and I WILL FUCKEN LOSE IT!!!!
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     Nazz (nazz@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 22:52:38 JST Nazz

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     @CatLord let me consult my cookbooks :acat_bop:
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     penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 23:47:05 JST penguin

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     imagine having nothing better to do than making a pie crust 🙄
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     Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 23:47:06 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse

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     Imagine being too lazy a nigger Birb to make your own crust... Too distracted by the "Hallway noises"? 🤨
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     The Almighty Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2023 23:52:57 JST The Almighty Kek

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     If it’s basically just kneading dough, rolling it out and lining a pie dish with it, I’d do it. :kek_shrug:
     If it involves a lengthy process where I gotta test fucking pH and wait 24 hours for this that or the other, then I’ll be perfectly happy with store bought crust

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     penguin (penguin@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 26-Oct-2023 01:59:18 JST penguin

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     > looks over at my son's solid walnut and curly maple crib
     
     I guess you got me 🙄
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     Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 26-Oct-2023 01:59:19 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse

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     Imagine being such a nigger that you've never experienced the joy of creating something with your own hands...🙄