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   Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:25:54 JST Pleroma-tan
   Some proposals for a more efficient "database" system
   
   A giant cluster of json files all scattered across different directories. It would be better than just having them all in one giant cluster fuck of a directory right?
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     sysrq (sysrq@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:29:38 JST sysrq

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     Mine organizes them in "sets" to sort them by type
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     Pawlicker (purpcat@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:29:45 JST Pawlicker

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     @kirby we cannot allow normies to join
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:29:52 JST Pleroma-tan

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     • Pawlicker
     @PurpCat wrong post?
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     PeachySummer (peachysummer@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:29:59 JST PeachySummer

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     @kirby
     >json
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:30:07 JST Pleroma-tan

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     • sysrq
     @sysrq that's a really good idea
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:31:00 JST Pleroma-tan

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     • :ihavenomouth:
     @Inginsub unfortunately I don't actually know what you're talking about
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     :ihavenomouth: (inginsub@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:31:01 JST :ihavenomouth:

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     @kirby why do you look like someone else?
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     Pawlicker (purpcat@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:34:50 JST Pawlicker

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     @kirby I saw json hell and thought of the one really bad Fedi proposal
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:35:10 JST Pleroma-tan

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     • Pawlicker
     @PurpCat json isn't that bad I think
     
     Is this why people are memeing me
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:37:29 JST meso

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     @kirby this is why databases were invented
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:37:46 JST Pleroma-tan

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     • meso
     @meso ok yes my design is a clusterfuck. I underSTAND
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:38:37 JST meso

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     @kirby no, it is a good idea, but I'd recommend using both a small sqlite database for some things and a file storage type system
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:38:51 JST Pleroma-tan

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     • meso
     @meso oh fuck that's a good idea.
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:40:09 JST Pleroma-tan

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     • meso
     @meso actually no that kind of goes against the spirit of the entire design. I'll keep this one in mind but having a feature like this would introduce the problems sqlite has
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     meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:43:22 JST meso

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     @kirby some kind of really small key value store with protections that databases normally have instead
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      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2023 14:10:14 JST 

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     @PurpCat @kirby @Kirino No surprises.
     Husky_1697519362319_SFHBQ7QD00.…
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     Kirino Kousaka (kirino@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2023 14:10:15 JST Kirino Kousaka

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     • Pawlicker

     Brilliant. Absolutely genius. Now how do you propose we actually do it, Einstein?

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     Pawlicker (purpcat@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2023 14:10:15 JST Pawlicker

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     • Kirino Kousaka
     @Kirino @kirby https://blog.elizafox.space/forget-the-fediverse-lets-build-something-new
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