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   Ken-O-ration 🀴🀴 (krgingerich@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 16:20:10 JST Ken-O-ration 🀴🀴

   My pop's told me one time:
   "Heaven, is where;
   the police are British
   the chefs are Italian
   the mechanics German
   the lovers French,
   and it is all organized by the Swiss.
   Hell is where:
   the police are German
   the chefs British
   the mechanics French
   the lovers Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians!"

   ...I better change my ways 😟

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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 16:20:04 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • cjd
     >An American paycheck
     🤔
     >British home vs Australian home
     I don't get this one.
     >Australian wife
     Or this one.
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     cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 16:20:05 JST cjd

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     Another one I heard: Heaven is:
     
     An American paycheck, a
     British home,
     Chinese food, and an
     Australian wife.
     
     Hell is:
     A Chinese paycheck,
     an Australian home,
     British food, and an
     American wife.
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     cjd (cjd@pkteerium.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 16:25:19 JST cjd

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     • BowserNoodle ☦️
     Australia is a very male dominated culture, originally it was like 2/3s men, so if I'm not mistaken, Australian women are known for being more "bro-like", someone might correct me though, I'm not entirely sure.
     
     British home is known for being a nice quaint little place with a yard and so on, Australian home = spiders and snakes and everything wants to kill you.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 16:27:05 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • cjd
     Ah that makes sense. Yeah the fauna of Australia is horrifying. Giant spiders and giant birds and kangaroo instead of racoons or something. The number of videos I've seen of roos being aggressive or antagonistic makes me think they're just not nice animals.
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     Ken-O-ration 🀴🀴 (krgingerich@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 16:30:02 JST Ken-O-ration 🀴🀴

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     • cjd
     • BowserNoodle ☦️

     @cjd @BowsacNoodle
     Who knows, when this template, for a joke originated... But, I think they are probably regional, thus they may not translate well, in a different time/setting.

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