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EdBoatConnoisseur (edboatconnoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 00:21:37 JST EdBoatConnoisseur -
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AlabasterBrick ?☠️ (alabasterbrick@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 00:21:37 JST AlabasterBrick ?☠️ Looks Italian. 😏 In conversation permalink -
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AlabasterBrick ?☠️ (alabasterbrick@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 00:26:41 JST AlabasterBrick ?☠️ No, just Owl. In conversation permalink -
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riz the duplicitous toxic reverend (honky@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 00:26:42 JST riz the duplicitous toxic reverend Is it greasy? In conversation permalink -
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sargoysmuck (sargoysmuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:46 JST sargoysmuck @Owl @WashedOutGundamPilot @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur Look on the bightside, the kids with have the tiger mom treatment. In conversation permalink -
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Zealist (zealist@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:46 JST Zealist @sargoysmuck @Owl @WashedOutGundamPilot @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur it's like boomers can't help but fuck over their kids, i'm pretty glad i don't ahve any boomers i'm related to directly, my family skipped htat generation mostly. In conversation permalink -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:47 JST Summertime for Zeon @Owl @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur No, he had the white kids, did the trophy wife chong post-divorce. Gonna be fun watching her liquidate his company when he dies
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:njp: - kill ✕ owl - (owl@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:47 JST :njp: - kill ✕ owl - @WashedOutGundamPilot @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur That’s somehow even worse!
:AngryBork:
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:48 JST Summertime for Zeon @Owl @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur He married an asian trophy wife who was waitressing his table, video calling is peak future to him. VERY strong boomer spirit in him.
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:njp: - kill ✕ owl - (owl@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:48 JST :njp: - kill ✕ owl - @WashedOutGundamPilot @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur Oh, ew. A racemixer.
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:njp: - kill ✕ owl - (owl@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:49 JST :njp: - kill ✕ owl - @WashedOutGundamPilot @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur “?!?!?!?”
What sound could this possibly make?
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:49 JST Summertime for Zeon @Owl @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur The whole thing is just because he likes feeling cool and important having video meetings. It’s futuristic and makes people think he’s a big mover & shaker. The noise is just him trying to fill up his schedule wall-to-wall so everyone sending him messages get the notice that he’s “in a meeting”.
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:njp: - kill ✕ owl - (owl@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:49 JST :njp: - kill ✕ owl - @WashedOutGundamPilot @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur It’s futuristic and makes people think he’s a big mover & shaker.
We have had video calling since the 1930s on closed-circuit systems developed by, you guessed it, the Germans. It is almost a century old as a doable concept.
Why is this so impressive to normalfags?
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:njp: - kill ✕ owl - (owl@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:50 JST :njp: - kill ✕ owl - @WashedOutGundamPilot @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur I would consider murdering someone for that behavior. That’s unacceptable, it’s barely acceptable to do for the sake of mockery.
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:50 JST Summertime for Zeon @Owl @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur I have one pretty wealthy client who just texts me punctuation like a middle schooler.
“Yo”
“…????”
15 min later
“?!?!?!?”
“Hey u there”
then he’ll demand a video call where he’ll ask if maintenance is done on a plane yet
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:njp: - kill ✕ owl - (owl@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:51 JST :njp: - kill ✕ owl - @sargoysmuck @WashedOutGundamPilot @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur Do what conservative Facebook boomers do when they want to appear tough and mysterious, and use a lot of unnecessary periods in the most extended ellipses ever…………………………………….
You have no idea what you’re in for now……………………………………………………………
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:51 JST Summertime for Zeon @Owl @sargoysmuck @nierenstein @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur Literally had someone send it to me this morning. Was a full paragraph with ellipses breaking each separate thought up instead of using enters.
I generously assumed he was on a phone and didn’t know how to hit enter sans sending each line as a separate text
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Nierenstein: "Funny" (Self-Described) (nierenstein@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:52 JST Nierenstein: "Funny" (Self-Described) @Owl @WashedOutGundamPilot @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur What's really bizarre is that there's a set of rules to the informal text style which is not just separate from but outright at odds with normal grammar. For instance, multiple people have taken me to be angry because I ended my messages with periods (as one would in any other context). In conversation permalink -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:52 JST Summertime for Zeon @nierenstein @Owl @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur Yeah, you can use it to your advantage. My fave is typing like this, but when I wanna duck people from work
“i type3 like ths”
and pretend my hands are dirty and I’m too busy to pick up the phone
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sargoysmuck (sargoysmuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:52 JST sargoysmuck @WashedOutGundamPilot @nierenstein @Owl @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur No that’s just going to get you bothered (later on down the line), so you have to over use incorrect or improperly placed punctuation, in a never ending block(with compartmentalized caveats) to really drive home that you have stopped taking your meds.
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Nierenstein: "Funny" (Self-Described) (nierenstein@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:53 JST Nierenstein: "Funny" (Self-Described) @WashedOutGundamPilot @Owl @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur >Owl kicked out of the "being a woman" movement for using proper grammar In conversation permalink -
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:njp: - kill ✕ owl - (owl@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:53 JST :njp: - kill ✕ owl - @nierenstein @WashedOutGundamPilot @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur I can type like a woman it wouldnt b 2 difficult lol
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:54 JST Summertime for Zeon @Owl @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur (This post = +0.003% Chance Owl is a Woman)
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:njp: - kill ✕ owl - (owl@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:54 JST :njp: - kill ✕ owl - @WashedOutGundamPilot @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur It was actually going to sound cattier than this originally, in the writer’s meeting I had today I saw this and was told to write “I know you didn’t just compare…,” and at the end throw in a “little guy.”
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:54 JST Summertime for Zeon @Owl @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur Hmmmm…..’writer’s meeting” increases it by another 0.002%).
Been too long since I talked to a woman under 30 who wrote like an adult, It’s so foreign I automatically assume it’s a guy any time I see it
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:njp: - kill ✕ owl - (owl@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:55 JST :njp: - kill ✕ owl - @hazlin @EdBoatConnoisseur I sure hope to God you didn’t just compare me to this obvious theater kid displaying its need for attention by dressing up and being “quirky” and “eccentric,” Hazlin. :filia_sigh:
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Phantom Palladium (hazlin@amala.schwartzwelt.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 22-Jul-2023 05:55:56 JST Phantom Palladium @EdBoatConnoisseur @Owl doxed In conversation permalink
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