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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot remember, to bot the only criteria for pedophilia is “disagrees with bot”
I’ve gotten accusations of it and I exclusively post hags and titty monsters
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Stay seething fag, imagine being such a beta cuck that you talk trash behind a block and defed.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot who said anything about loli, we're not talking about a rational accusation here
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot good luck, but you better make sure those cyclopes are all over 18 if you don't toe the party line bro
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@sapphire @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot I actually do. Bot isn't the only person around here who hates loli, and I do try to respect that.
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@sapphire @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot She has this reputation, and I had this expectation. However, I don't want to count out the possibility of friendly interaction for someone who hangs around here so much, until it's shown to be impossible.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot she can stay mad, she's not blocked :^) Not my fault she's too lazy and brown to log into one of her 97 alts she hard requires because nobody wants to give her the time of day
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Oh sorry, just defeded. Why are you faggots so dishonest?
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@sapphire @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot Look man I love you (no homo)
But you totally deserve this one
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@Tony @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @NonPlayableClown @bot only traveling ones do, unless you consider 50-60k "a lot of money" and/or you want a girl who works 20 hours a day
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Why am I in this retard incel chat? Can you guys stfu and touch grass?
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nurses are good too. I was thinking about looking for one. they make a lot of money too.
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@Tony @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @NonPlayableClown @bot this one's a nurse, cut way down on her immature bullshit when her dream fiance fucked half her friends, put on a few pounds in the best possible way.
I'll give her a chance
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@Tony @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @NonPlayableClown @bot yeah my problem is I was better than 90% of my exes so I look them up and half are obese, half are barely above water cuz they dunneenoman
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I know, it's funny
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I'm banking on that tbh. I WASNT THAT BAD lol
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Aint that the truth.
I've almost given up but I just can't lol
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@Tony @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @NonPlayableClown @bot its so bad my ex from HIGH SCHOOL reached out to me recently
but she's not a mudshark, single mom, or divorcee so she's getting a chance
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@Tony @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @NonPlayableClown @bot I disagree. High school is about the only chance you have to get into a relationship now. Everything else has moved online. a huge number of zoomers are rejecting college or going to online courses at home, a bunch of working age adults WFH now and don't go out anymore, and dating apps get you exactly mudsharks, single moms, or 45 year old divorcees (who are probably mudshark single moms)
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@Tony @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @NonPlayableClown @bot the COVID effects on the dating market are irreversible and probably ruined the chance for every current 18+ year old who has standards.
All the easy girls went to OF to get their fix and are broken/off the dating market by choice/both
all the good girls stopped doing anything social and retreated to personal hobbies/online/etc
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I actually don't think it's that bleak. It's just the "popular" girls are still "popular girls"
I think social media has just kept everyone in high school lol. Like mentally.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Agartha_Noble @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot 5'9 with a dick that's big enough for me to cum and that's all that matters.
I've had pretty good success with dating, at least til my last relationship ended (just after covid hit full swing)
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covid sucked lol. What a shit time in America it is right now too.
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@sapphire @Agartha_Noble @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot Nice meme, but I have previously complained about how just being 6' tall and having 7" pp does not exactly guarantee dating success. Incel types complain about these two factors quite a bit, but they're not really enough...
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@sapphire @Agartha_Noble @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot ^^; Truly a shortstack lover.
I have a height minimum for potential girlfriends, it's proportional to my dick size. Shortstacks just not gonna cut it for me.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Agartha_Noble @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot shes gotta be at least 18x the length of my dick bro
>you and your 3'0 gf
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@Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot POV: me sitting on the floor her standing on a stool
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@sapphire @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot NONE of the women you like are tall enough to do that.
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You really say the most retarded things, it’s impressive.
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Women are desperate, yes, you have to treat them with respect now. But a lot of people are also garbage and have no morals anymore. So women are more defensive.
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@Tony @Reluctant_Weeb @sapphire @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @NonPlayableClown @bot
Bullshit. Women are desperate
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot
Like I said, you couldn't get it. Your too old, things have changed too much. Things like new technology can be learned, but new social standards? Especially when they're as base as interactions between the sexes, I don't think people literally have the capacity to understand something other than what they grew up in; especially if they (like you) choose to close your eyes.
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Yah, there's no way you could go approach a woman like that anymore lol.
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@Reluctant_Weeb @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @JonnyFever @NonPlayableClown @bot the 80s were almost half a century ago
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@sapphire @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @JonnyFever @NonPlayableClown @bot
I know? That's my point, that movie is showing a completely alien social structure. One we've only kept moving away from as time goes by.
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot
When is that clip from, the eighties? Do you really think things operate that way now? Please get it through your neo-boomer head that things have changes since you were in your 20s. Even ten years ago things were nowhere near as bad as they are now. If you tried that today you run the risk of getting put on tik-tok and having your life literally ruined. It's not safe to approach women anymore.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Agartha_Noble @NonPlayableClown @Tony @bot @sapphire
Do realize how many pick up lines are available too you in a grocery store?
Watch this clip and commit it too memory
https://youtu.be/Tncd84NYJ1Y
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @Tony @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot Are you 70?
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have you ever actually gotten a number at a grocery market?
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@Tony @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot
Hahahaha. Of course
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@Tony @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Agartha_Noble @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot
My point is, get a phone number. That’s your homework
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I love chicken wings. The key is to create a presence, so focus on meeting the bar owners and getting to know the staff. And always tip well.
I just hang out at the local bar once or twice a week, chat with the staff, play pull tabs and always leave a good tip.
It's a lot of fun.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Agartha_Noble @NonPlayableClown @Tony @bot @sapphire
I appreciate your honesty.
Ok. You aren’t gonna get laid on the Fedi unless you hold a doctorates degree in poontang.
Go too a bar and meet women.
The only reason women are at bars is too give their phone number out.
Go get a phone number, then DM me and I’ll walk you through the process
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @Tony @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot The last 10 times I was at a bar, it was all men who wanted cheap chicken wings (myself included).
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @NonPlayableClown @Tony @bot @sapphire Memes aside, all of my IRL friends for the past decade have been "turbo-nerds and National Socialists." Except for being thrust into the shitty for the past few years, everyone I knew IRL would've fit in like a glove around here.
But that also means that nobody I knew IRL could get laid.
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @Tony @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot >I gaurantee you have friends
Bold assertion
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @Tony @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot >Have you ever been at a party
no
>where both you and your buddy
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>hook up with some ladies
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>at the same time?
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Agartha_Noble @NonPlayableClown @Tony @bot @sapphire
Look, all I’m saying is I’m going too smoothe shit out.
I gaurantee you have friends that will cock block you. I’m the opposite of that.
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@Tony @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot
It’s true though. Have you ever been at a party where both you and your buddy hook up with some ladies at the same time? That’s the best
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Ew, no.
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lol I bet you do.
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@Tony @sapphire @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @NonPlayableClown @bot
Sigma
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot thanks for the porn take, schlomo
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@sapphire @Agartha_Noble @NonPlayableClown @Tony @bot @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
I’m just trying too help you. I get all my friends laid.
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @NonPlayableClown @bot "wow his dick is proportionally smaller I have to have them" - women
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@sapphire @Agartha_Noble @NonPlayableClown @Tony @bot @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
Every woman wants too have sex with a man that can reach her cervex with his dack.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @sapphire @Agartha_Noble @NonPlayableClown @Tony @bot
That’s why all women want a 6 foot boyfriend. It’s a dick length ratio thing.
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They’re all into that so no worries.
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@JonnyFever @Agartha_Noble @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Tony @sapphire @NonPlayableClown @bot You aren't going to get laid on fedi unless you want sex with men*
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