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   sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:42:19 JST sapphire
   apparently one of my coworkers went on an unhinged schizophrenic rant to my boss at 3 AM about how he can save me from my narcissism and use my talents to change the world I'm fucking howling right now
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:42:17 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     Do you have AGP like graf?
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     sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:42:18 JST sapphire

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating the two paths meme but its narcissism and the light path is sapphire while the dark path is tranny
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:42:19 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     @sapphire This is in fact hilarious, nobody could possibly save you from your narcissism. :smug1:
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     sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:43:49 JST sapphire

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     @bot @ceo_of_monoeye_dating wow don't remember asking you to crawl out of your hole, hole
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:43:49 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     So yes.
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     sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:45:04 JST sapphire

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @bot autogynephilia, bot is delusional and thinks anyone that calls her out for being a pathological liar is either a tranny, a pedophile, or both
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:45:04 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     Graf actually has AGP, he’s posted about it several times. Your post indicates that if things were slightly different, you’d be a tranny. I’m just going by the evidence xir.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:45:05 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Fediverse Contractor
     @bot @sapphire what the fuck is AGP?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:45:59 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Mr. Bacon
     I’m not rude, I was holding you accountable for your sus immoral behaviour.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:46:00 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     Yah that's true. I tried to be friends with her and she's just so damn rude.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:46:24 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Fediverse Contractor
     @sapphire @bot Makes sense.
     
     Also, I think bot can't see what I post. Would you mind sending the attached vid to her so she can see it?
     plapplapplapplapplap.mp4
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     sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:47:17 JST sapphire

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     • Fediverse Contractor
     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @bot nah I just defederated seal.cafe, I'd forgotten to do it before
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:47:17 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     Lmao don’t want to get btfo again?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:47:28 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     Trannies are so sensitive lol.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:50:55 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     • Mr. Bacon
     Maybe don’t be a bad person then? Feel free to defed me tho, I really don’t care.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:50:56 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Fediverse Contractor
     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     I talk to other seal cafe people and they are always cool though. Bot is just the unfortunate consequence federating with them.
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     sapphire (sapphire@needs.vodka)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:50:57 JST sapphire

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     • CEO of Monoeye Dating
     • Mr. Bacon
     @Tony @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @bot luckily she's been useful for once in her life, I forgot I'm a single user instance now so I can just defed seal.cafe without bothering other people
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Jun-2023 10:51:47 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Mr. Bacon
     @Tony @sapphire @bot Bot is hilarious to watch, and she has a few surprises up her sleeves sometimes.
     
     On rare occasion I've seen her win an argument with someone, moments like that are genuinely surprising and they really underscore how absolutely retarded some people can get.