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   Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 06:53:31 JST Fediverse Contractor
   If someone tried to carjack me, I’d shoot them in the face.
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     Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 06:59:45 JST Goalkeeper

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     Only appropriate response tbh.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 06:59:45 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     True, but what if they point a gun at you first? I think I would drive off then.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 07:06:08 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Is ducking even worth it? I know bullets go right through cars unless they have armour.
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     Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 07:06:09 JST Goalkeeper

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     Yeah you duck and gun it.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 07:22:43 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Goalkeeper
     What would you do if you’re boxed in with other traffic? I wonder if just ignoring them would work lol, or like pretending to be on the phone.
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     Goalkeeper (goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 07:22:44 JST Goalkeeper

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     it might go window to window. That's where most people aim.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 07:24:13 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Prodigal
     I’m not getting out of the car, they’ll steal it.
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     Prodigal (prodigal@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 07:24:19 JST Prodigal

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     • Goalkeeper
     You can duck behind the engine, ducking behind every other part especially the trunk is useless.
     
     You just have to make sure its like
     
     ———-
     Bullet ——-> |engine|…. You
     
     So bullet enters one wall, hits engine, other wall on otherside of engine… you
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 07:31:29 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Goalkeeper
     Last time I was in Florida, I was stuck in traffic and some dude got out of his car and kicked some van. The driver got out of the van and beat the shit out of him and threw him against my hood.
     
     I just locked all my doors and watched. lol
     
     People are wild.
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     FED Enjoyer (red_hat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 07:31:29 JST FED Enjoyer

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     Florida man.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 09:52:50 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Prodigal
     You’re not providing any good advice tbh. What if they’re not in front of my car but on the side… you know… trying to carjack me?
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     Prodigal (prodigal@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 09-Jun-2023 09:52:51 JST Prodigal

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     Then run the would-be-thieves over…