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   Owl (owl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 03:08:07 JST Owl

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   • Leaf Lord

   what the hell

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     M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 03:08:07 JST M. Night Charlemayne

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     @Owl @Leaflord It's the three year anniversary of St. Floyd's martyrdom. We all grieve in our own way
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     LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck: (lovecraftenthusiast@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 03:08:07 JST LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:

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     This is what he would have wanted
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     Leaf Lord (leaflord@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 03:08:08 JST Leaf Lord
     Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.