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   Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@calckey.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:28:58 JST Chris Trottier

   I can't believe how crazy these teenage polka parties have become right next door! My neighbor, Jake, has gathered a bunch of rowdy teenagers who are obsessed with polka. They dress up in these wild outfits with colorful, frilly dresses and suspenders, like something out of a carnival. The music they play is so loud it feels like my ears are going to burst. They jump and dance around like maniacs, crashing into each other and knocking things over. It's absolute chaos! I worry that this obsession with polka is corrupting the youth and turning them into wild, unruly hooligans.

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     Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@calckey.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:38:45 JST Chris Trottier

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     Just knocked on the door of my neighbour’s house, asked the kid to turn it down.
     
     And he told me, "Why don't you go sip your prune juice in peace, wrinkly? Polka's too intense for your delicate senses!"

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     Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@calckey.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:47:39 JST Chris Trottier

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     These rebel polka kids are driving me crazy! They're tearing through my cul-de-sac in their pimped-out station wagons, blasting their obnoxious polka music even louder. And those polka girls? They won't stop screaming "Hey wrinkly!" at the top of their lungs. To add insult to injury, they just had to throw a bottle of prune juice at my window. I can't stand their disrespectful antics and the way they're ruining the peace and quiet. It's absolutely disgusting!

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     Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@calckey.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 10:54:05 JST Chris Trottier

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     Well, two can play that game. I’m going to blast some black metal and see how they like it!

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     Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@calckey.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 11:03:40 JST Chris Trottier

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     The polka kids think my black metal music is funny 😠
     
     They’re calling it “geezer music”.
     
     I had them know that Geezer Butler was the greatest metal guitarist of all time.
     
     Now they’re mocking me, saying, “Hey wrinkly! Play us a power chord!”
     
     And that one kid in the suspenders says I can’t handle the sheer awesome might of an accordion played at 2/4.

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     @reiver ⊼ (Charles) :batman: (reiver@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 11:25:08 JST @reiver ⊼ (Charles) :batman:

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     @atomicpoet

     https://youtu.be/NUYvbT6vTPs

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     Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@calckey.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 11:29:47 JST Chris Trottier

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     Jake, that out-of-control neighbor, just called me an anti-Moravian.
     
     What’s an anti-Moravian?

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     Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@calckey.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 11:32:40 JST Chris Trottier

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     @ch0ccyra1n@emeraldsocial.org What? I have no problem with Czechs! My best friend is Czech! I just can’t stand Jake’s obnoxious polka music!

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     ch0ccyra1n (ch0ccyra1n@emeraldsocial.org)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 11:32:42 JST ch0ccyra1n

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     @atomicpoet
     An opponent of the region in Czechia?
     https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moravia

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     Maria The Martian :Shiropuyo_rainbow: (mariathemartian@calckey.social)'s status on Thursday, 25-May-2023 11:59:06 JST Maria The Martian :Shiropuyo_rainbow:

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     @atomicpoet Polka Your Eyes Out, lol
     https://youtu.be/9DC-sb54mkU

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