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The polka kids think my black metal music is funny 😠

They’re calling it “geezer music”.

I had them know that Geezer Butler was the greatest metal guitarist of all time.

Now they’re mocking me, saying, “Hey wrinkly! Play us a power chord!”

And that one kid in the suspenders says I can’t handle the sheer awesome might of an accordion played at 2/4.