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   Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:24:00 JST Paul Cantrell

   • Daniel 🏳️‍🌈 Jilg :sondrine:
   • Frederik Riedel 🐻‍❄️

   Inspired by @frederik’s suggestion of making a meme template out of @daniel’s cat (https://social.telemetrydeck.com/@daniel/110412231217223620), I present…

   A TECH LEARNING YUCK CAT MEME SERIES

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:27:15 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Python:

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:27:43 JST Paul Cantrell

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     BTW, these poses are not a request for explanations, either of why each result happens (I already know, thanks) or why the result is actually A Very Good Thing.

     Such replies will result in an immediate temporary mute.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:36:44 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Java:

     (ArrayList<HashMap<String,String>> things = new ArrayList<HashMap<>>() was a close second, but somebody needs to pick on generic type bounds today!)

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:39:32 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Two for Ruby! (The second one is actually secretly awesome. Horrifying, dangerous, an affront to all that is good and true in this world, but also awesome.)

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:42:43 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Grand finale (for now): Javascript

     I realize that mocking JavaScript is like shooting fish in a barrell, but easy as it may be, it is a moral imperative that the mocking continue unabated.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:44:27 JST Paul Cantrell

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     Enough for now. Here’s the template. Have fun, kids! Be safe!

     [Suggested activity: mocking C++]

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     Dave Alvarado (davealvarado@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:44:30 JST Dave Alvarado

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     @inthehands thank you for this series, I had some giggles!

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:55:50 JST Paul Cantrell

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     `["foo".toUpperCase][0]()` is my own addition to the Javascript Lexicon of Wat, and I’m really proud of it.

     Go ahead, guess the output and then try it.

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     Samuel Giddins (segiddins@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:57:24 JST Samuel Giddins

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     @inthehands I feel like I’m 50/50 just randomly guessing undefined

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 03:58:30 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Samuel Giddins

     @segiddins That would have been my guess, too — or more likely some sort of “trying called undefined as a function.” But no. Oh no.

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 06:13:02 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Daniel Bohrer

     @daniel_bohrer Accurate.

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     Daniel Bohrer (daniel_bohrer@chaos.social)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 06:13:04 JST Daniel Bohrer

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     @inthehands C++, as requested: