Notices by Daniel 🏳️‍🌈 Jilg :sondrine: (daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com)

Happy 11th birthday to the sweetest cats who just got an extra snack 🩵

Good morning! It’s privacy party day!

I love the leftist queerness of the Schanze in Hamburg

Good morning and happy week of discovering date processing bugs to all programmers!

Apple: you should wear your Apple Watch overnight to track your sleep 🤩

Also Apple: you’re not regularly charging your Apple watch overnight so we’re going to scold you repeatedly for not installing your updates but will only try at night 😤

Hot take: Don’t be mad at people striking, be mad at their bosses

Good morning! I *might^ not be getting enough sleep 😴

Good morning from Mimi and Momo who would like to know when breakfast will be served please

Wearing my new signal shirt with an esa hoodie and suddenly realizing that this combination could be read as controversial these days. Wild.

I want a thing with wheels and a VESA mount where I mount my tv, Apple TV and PlayStation on the thing and can roll it closer to the couch and when I use it. Any suggestions of where I should start looking?

I too put on paperclips the wrong way some time

@obrhoff god damnit ich verstehs einfach nicht

Guess what 😍😍😍

I‘m on a train to Berlin today, to attend the award ceremony for the Corporate Digital Responsibility Award, for which @telemetrydeck is shortlisted 😍 wish us luck!

Bitte denken Sie an den Schutz unserer Umwelt bevor Sie diesen Toot ausdrucken. Please consider the environment. Do you really need to print this toot?

@hellomiakoda im really sorry to hear that, I have these pains too sometimes.

One thing I’ve learned is that you’re supposed to lean your head into the direction of the pain, not away from it. This is because the pain is often not from a pulled muscle but from a pinched nerve, and leaning your head (and therefore spine) into the direction of the pain gives the nerve a chance to unpinch. Maybe that’ll help?

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@grayface_ghost @goatsarah so what you’re saying is….

Continents are a social construct!

@grayface_ghost I think continents are more about tectonic plates that bodies of water. Asia and Europe are different continents, and so are south and North America.

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