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   Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:31:14 JST Fediverse Contractor
   LinkedIn is the most cringe and unfunny social platform in existence.
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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:33:04 JST KitlerIs6"

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     It's also the only social platform that you'll be severely disadvantaged in life if you don't use.
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     Why? I don’t use it.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:33:14 JST Mr. Bacon

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     Can confirm - not funny, fun or useful at all
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:33:49 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     I think it could be a really good trolling opportunity based on some posts I’ve seen.
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     KitlerIs6" (kitleris6@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:35:45 JST KitlerIs6"

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     Companies use it to judge you. If you are lucky enough to have a way of making a living you don't need to use it for, that's great but unfortunately that's not true for a lot of people.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:35:45 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • KitlerIs6"
     Which companies? I have a hard time believing it’s that important.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:37:48 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     What are they about?
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     mist (ai@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:37:49 JST mist

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     @Tony @bot A friend’s workplace mandated that they watch a certain number of hours of Linkedin Learning videos every month
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:38:43 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • KitlerIs6"
     I mean, can’t you just apply through their own site and send them your cv, and that’s it?
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     Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:38:44 JST Hyperhidrosis :verified:

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     • KitlerIs6"
     @bot @KitlerIs6 the companies on linkedin
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     book (book@sneed.social)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:41:28 JST book

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     • KitlerIs6"
     @KitlerIs6 @bot Exclusively a techbro and marketingbro problem.
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     Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:42:28 JST Hyperhidrosis :verified:

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     • KitlerIs6"
     @bot @KitlerIs6 some of them require you to input linkedin profile
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:42:28 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • KitlerIs6"
     Attaching a whole social platform to that process seems like it could only harm you as a candidate.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:47:19 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     That seems awful lmao, it’s like how to be a manipulative corporate drone 101. I dislike “business” ppl in general, they’re so fake.
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     mist (ai@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:47:20 JST mist

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     • Mr. Bacon
     @bot @Tony From what I heard, it’s basically teaching you how to fit into corporate culture and be milquetoast to minimize frictions / liability. The videos state the obvious a lot. I went and found a table of contents that seems pretty typical for what my friend had to watch (see pic)
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     Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:47:29 JST Hyperhidrosis :verified:

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     • KitlerIs6"
     @bot @KitlerIs6 That's exactly why they do it.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:48:17 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • KitlerIs6"
     Do they expect you to maintain it and make cringe motivational posts every so often?
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:48:18 JST Mr. Bacon

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     This is true - some companies literally evaluate you based on your linked profile. It’s like a resume used to be now.
     
     I messed with it for awhile but got out of that world because I decided corporate/middle management shit wasn’t interesting to me.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:49:06 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • mist
     I’ve went through corporate sales training for many years and had to do this sort of stuff constantly.
     
     I’ve always liked personality and psychology stuff so it was fun, but the more you talk to people, you realize a lot of what they teach you is just getting into the weeds. People are much simpler than that.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:51:52 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • KitlerIs6"
     That’s the vibe I got, it’s just a bunch of super fake ppl obsessed with building a brand around themselves when they’re literally just retards with zero credibility that lack any valuable insight.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:51:53 JST Mr. Bacon

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     Nah you can just have an account. I went hard in motivational posting for awhile when I thought it would be cool to be a motivational speaker and then I realized the whole industry is one big scam
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:53:21 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     It’s probably like… you tell ppl what to do, and if they don’t do it, they’re fired.
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     mist (ai@cawfee.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 03:53:22 JST mist

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     @Tony @bot
     > People are much simpler than that.
     I’m curious, can you elaborate on this?
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     Eris (eris@gleasonator.com)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 05:13:28 JST Eris

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     @bot I have never used it, will never use it. I’m skeptical that it’s even particularly useful.
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     Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-May-2023 05:15:04 JST Hyperhidrosis :verified:

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     @bot @Tony @KitlerIs6 That's what most self proclaimed hustlers are.
     
     >You have to become succesful bro the top 1%
     >100% of the day should be work work and more work
     >Do what everyone else is doing like drop shipping and crypto
     >Read the 48 laws of power to mind control people into giving you money
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