Notices by Mᴀʏᴀ :bc: (mayaisloading@beige.party)

We have that weird thing when a man don't like many pillows he thinks that "pillows are girly things" or when a woman don't like assembling furniture "it's for men". Ya'all are not the grand representation of everyone in your gender and likes and hobbies are not single-use to whichever gender claims it first.

Hear me out: an open door vet day when you take your pet and the vets just give it treats so pets don't associate them with bad experience only. (And you tip the pet accordingly)

As a kid I've always wondered how adults know what to do in different situations. As an adult I still do.

I got FED UP with Etsy so I did a thing...

I've been using Etsy to sell printables for good couple of years now and as much as I believe its a great concept, this platform hes been a mess as all big platforms tend to get. But this is a story for another time.

One amazing person here bought me 3 coffies on Buy Me a Coffe (if you see this, thank you very much) and reminded me this site existed. And since Mastodon has been the only social I truly enjoyed in a while, I decided to try something...

I've added one of my printable bookmark bundles with a Halloween theme on Buy Me a Coffee as an extra, priced as low as the site would let me (1$) with the option to pay as much as you want. I wanted to let anyone who like my work to be able to get themselves a copy of the printable.

That's just my little experiment right here, so nothing too serious but I would be doing a little happy dance if you check them out or give me a boost.

https://www.buymeacoffee.com/mayaisloading/e/176281

@inthehands Needing to demonstrate power and actually demonstrating power are two different things. That's what I wanted to elaborate on.

@inthehands Demonstration of power is her ignoring his existence because she has her own enpire and he is not important in it. Demonstration of power is Stephen King also ignoring his existence because he has hei own empire in which Musky is irrelevant.
The thing he dose is a demonstration of desparation to stay relevant and looking for someone to engage with him.

Btw, I Googled this to see what's that about and I love the first site I opened just refers to it as "Twitter", don't even bother with the porn name.

My favorite part of the modern society is our collective decision to stop ironing clothes.

@GottaLaff I'm sorry but the best thing about Biden is that he is not Trump. I'm not American, so not my circus, not my monkeys but there is a retirement age for a reason. I still hope Biden wins the election (cause Trump is very capable of fucking up the rest of the world along with America) but I'm not gonna act like this dabate is not a shitshow.

Boosts would be highly appreciated!

I'm really tired of people talk crap about younger generations, so I wanted to try somthing:

In the comments, say your generation and also tell us something you love about younger generations. Bonus points if you also say somthing you love about an older generation.

we all need some positivity and appreciation between generations

Hey, Mastodon! What is your laziest cleaning hack that surprisingly works great?

I might not talk a lot but whan I do I do it before thinking.

Scooby-Doo gave me the right explanation of how frequently monsters would be actually men.

Unfortunately, my mobile banking won't let me copy my IBAN. On a positive note, they just launched the function where you can ask their AI assistant to tell you a joke.

For AI to replace artists/programmers' jobs, clients have to know what they want. So, in other words, we're all safe.

Fentasy is where a 3000 years old dude is made to look sexy;
Sci-fi is where a pile of bolts and nuts is made to look sexy;
Horror is where a walking corpse is made to look sexy;
Romance is where a toxic ass stalker is made to look sexy

"Your password is not strong enough"
It's ok, password, don't listen to them. You're perfect the way you are.

WEIRD MEDIEVAL ART GAME: vol.1
#WeirdMedievalArtGame

Rules:
- In the next 24h make a meme of / write a caption to the medieval art below. (include the photo in your response / your post)
- I will repost my top 3 favorites. Please, consider reposting your favorites too. It's all about finding funny people around the Fediverse!
- Please, make it original. I will fish out the mamas already made with the art so don't try to cheat.
- One per person. If you post more, I would not concider you because I don't appreciate failing to follow simple rules.
- Please, boost so more funny people are able to show their creativity. (not a requirement but highly appreciated)

Apparently, when asked "what you'd bring to the table" in a work meeting, "wine" is not the answer they are looking for.

I'm not interested about the number of your followers unless it's a cult. Than I'm all ears. Do you get naked and dance around a pentagram together? What's your favorite sacrifice? What ya think about the Cats movie?

You could literally post "stepping in water with your socks on sucks" and there would always be someone to inform you how privileged you are to have socks and how much worse is there in the world.