Notices by Mᴀʏᴀ :bc: (mayaisloading@beige.party), page 2

"Your password is not strong enough"
It's ok, password, don't listen to them. You're perfect the way you are.

WEIRD MEDIEVAL ART GAME: vol.1
#WeirdMedievalArtGame

Rules:
- In the next 24h make a meme of / write a caption to the medieval art below. (include the photo in your response / your post)
- I will repost my top 3 favorites. Please, consider reposting your favorites too. It's all about finding funny people around the Fediverse!
- Please, make it original. I will fish out the mamas already made with the art so don't try to cheat.
- One per person. If you post more, I would not concider you because I don't appreciate failing to follow simple rules.
- Please, boost so more funny people are able to show their creativity. (not a requirement but highly appreciated)

Apparently, when asked "what you'd bring to the table" in a work meeting, "wine" is not the answer they are looking for.

I'm not interested about the number of your followers unless it's a cult. Than I'm all ears. Do you get naked and dance around a pentagram together? What's your favorite sacrifice? What ya think about the Cats movie?

You could literally post "stepping in water with your socks on sucks" and there would always be someone to inform you how privileged you are to have socks and how much worse is there in the world.

Keeping things exciting in the bedroom by making my body guess at what hour are we going to sleep tonight.

Sometimes I get a really low engagement on a number of toots and start wondering what's happening with Mastodon. Than I get one good toot and realize everything is fine, I'm just lowkey not that funny.

HTML: I'm the building blocks of your site

JavaScript: I help with the functionality of your site

SQL: I talk to the datebase

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*Feeling the pressure of a big task*

*Dividing it into smaller tasks*

*Feeling the pressure of so many tasks*